#patton ss

[lucentel]

my regret will not purify me

the dog that weeps is no better than the dog that doesn't

// guilty tears au created by @not-exactly-laborious

[sanders-life]

Patton!!! We Love Him Here.

[fibi-draws]

Yo know who's babey? Them,,,

[fantasticfangirl21]

The Silver Spider: Patton Heart

Triggers: Abuse, neglect, running away, fire

Patton Heart:

Powers: nada

Meeting virgil/Logan: due to his job at the bakery patton has had run ins with Logan and virgil, their first date was at the bakery actually because Virgil lovesss the sweets they have there, (virgils got a major sweet tooth because i mean hello he got no sweets when he was living in a torture chamber) anyway so Logan on the other hand does not have much of a sweet tooth butttt is addicted to chocolate and that particular bakery fills their chocolates with jam *cough* crafters jam *cough* and so knowing this Logan chose that as their first date spot dangit i just went into the plot again, jezzz focus, anyway so yeah after that that was the only bakery that Logan and virgil went to, it also served coffee so they pretty much went Daily it was also a five min walk from Logans apartment so he and virgil would frequently go before school which was a ten min walk from the bakery (everything conveniently close because i wanted to cut on travel time lol)

Fire incident: Pattons apartment burned down due to a fire, he was saved by silver spider and the next day when Logan and virgil went for coffee (knowing his house had burned down) they offered for patton to live with them in the guest room, Logan also reasoned that their apartment was closer to pattons work than his was anyway, after some convincing he accepted so yay they then started living together yay!

Family: ABUSIVEEEE, Patton was an only child, he was raised to be a perfect only child in a perfect family, his parents made him believe that he can never not smile, sorry that’s a double negative, anyway if patton ever cried he would get beat pretty much, he could never be anything but happy ever, and he had to be a perfect child and always listen, not listening resulted in beatings, any emotion other than happy did too, so he’s basically brainwashed to think he is only happy, ive already written angst fanfic short about that and- yeah its when Logan and virgil first put the pieces together, basically due to their kindness at some point he cries in front of them but like he smiles while he’s crying and apologizes and when he’s finally done crying he asked them how they would punish him for being weak and- yeah Logan and virgil freaked out because he thought they would hurt him anyway continuing on!

Job: he works at a pastry shop, he has worked there for around two years, right out of high school, he left home and worked to raise money for college because he had run away, his parents didn’t want him to leave... ever so he had to run away from them, he wants to go into culinary arts and be a chef (virgil/Logan help him with finances later because they are good boyfriends)

Weaknesses/Fears: Loud noises (brings back traumatic memories) letting people down (he is like a hardcore people pleaser after his horrible parents)

Masterpost

[crow-the-cannibal]

I had a dream where the Tumblr Fanders had a War on whether Patton was a good Dad or not. There were three sides; He Is A Good Dad, He Is A Bad Dad, He Doesn’t Have Any Damn Kids

[but-for-me-its-very-unordinary]

i’ve been dead so here’s a dump

sanders sides as conversations me and my friends have had, part 37, 38, 39, ad 40

Patton - I forgot i had glasses

Logan - w h a t  h o w

Patton - I dont k n ow. i’ve bee so blind all day man

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Roman - I ask for snuggles, but all I get are struggles.

Virgil - honestly a moof.

Virgil - wait i mean mood

Deceit - moof

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Deceit - Dude Remus spilled water all over the table yesterday during dinner and he didn’t do anything about it.

Virgil - My plate got wet.

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Patton - We need to mail Jimmy back and fourth to each other.

Patton - Because our toy dinosaur son misses you

Logan - it’s been like three hours since you left my house

[the-sunshine-dims]

guys what if deceit from sander sides pranked/prank called people because technically pranks/prank calling can be rapped into deceit so imagine this:

deceit and Remus hanging out and pranking the other sides

deceit asking roman for help with coming up with innocent funny idea’s for prank calling and pranks and even though Remus is his friend and technically creativity deceit doesn't want whom ever they’re prank calling/pranking to have to endure Remus 

and Patton helps deceit with prank calling when deceit asks for pun material 

Logan entertains deceit when ever deceit is trying to use a very intellectual pun on Logan before using it on the person about to get pranked

and Virgil just babysits deceit by helping everyone along and pretty much making sure everyone wont get mad at Thomas and thanking Logan for entertaining deceit and hanging out with Patton while helping with the puns and observing deceit and roman pretty much make a whole play all about pranks

and Thomas just stands there confused why his deceit is being super exited and genuinely nice to everyone trying to learn puns

[s3lkie2sato]

hey im sorry but i ship them 

they babies

i put my signature on it twice because i’ll be selling it on my redbubble soon. i’ll notify this post when it’s up lmao