#pauseunbeef

[mindacracka]

look at me. you're a really great guy - pause

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Before you vote: This poll is about the content creators, NOT the characters. If you don’t ship them because you don’t ship rpf, hit the “non-rpf shipper button” option. If you ship the characters but not the real people, don’t bother saying that as that’s not the point of the poll.

Do you ship it?

VintageBeef/Alex Edgar (PauseUnpause) [CCs]

I ship it!

Sure, why not/I can see it

Neutral

I don’t ship it

I don’t know them

Non-rpf shipper button

Voting ended onNov 1, 2024

No reason submitted

[mindacracka]

pause: me and beef are together

[whaddyameanno]

Fic Week:Day 3-PauseUnbeef

http://otpprompts.tumblr.com/post/143089424649/imagine-your-otp-sitting-on-the-edge-of-their-bed

There is a link to the prompt I used for this little drabble. Sorry it’s so short. I’m actually going to be posting another fic I wrote a couple days ago tonight too, so hopefully that  makes up for it! 

Pause was seated on the edge of his shared bed with his husband, Beef when Beef called out for him.

“Pause? Pause, where are you? What are we gonna do for dinner?”

Beef walked into their room and saw Pause, taking a seat beside him.

“There you are! I was looking for you! What did you want to do for dinner?”

“I’m cool with anything, Beefykins. I’m not picky. You know that.”

“I’ve asked you in I don’t know how many times to stop calling me that.”

“I’m sorry, Beefaroo. Is that one better?”

Beef just sighed and shook his head.

“No, but seriously, ‘I’m not picky’ doesn’t really help me make a decision.”

Pause got a devious look on his face and then said, while wiggling his eyebrows suggestively,

“I’m cool with having Beef for dinner, if you know what I mean,”

Beef just groaned.

“You’re no help at all. I’m just gonna make something. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to eat it.”

“Wait,” said Pause. “Before you go, I want a kiss!”

“Oh alright,” said Beef.

Pause leaned in to kiss Beef, who had his eyes closed, when he felt the need to sneeze. He tried to keep it in, but no such luck. He sneezed and Beef jumped. Because he was on the edge of the bed, he fell off, landing on his butt.

“Ouch,” Beef said. “That really hurt. Also that was disgusting! When you said you were gonna kiss me, I was expecting a kiss, not a sneeze, Pause.”

“Hey, I couldn’t help it! I’m sorry, Beefaroni. Here let me help you up!”

Once Beef had gotten up, Pause actually kissed him and all was forgiven. Pause felt so bad for what had happened, he offered to help Beef cook and Beef took him up on that.

They had a lovely dinner together and laughed about what had taken place a little earlier.

[whaddyameanno]

In the mood for writing. If you have a prompt, feel free to send it my way. I will write OOG, Pauseunbeef, SMS, Nebtho, Arkbris (those are the ones Im confident about but I can try other mindcrack pairings). I don't write smut however.

[mooksie01]

December 5th - PauseUnbeef - Sweaters

               Beef was two seconds away from tying Pause to one of Seth’s unstable creations.

               It wasn’t that the other man was trying to be infuriating… okay, maybe he was, but that was just how Pause rolled. Asking Pause to stop being annoying was like asking Seth to stop being an overly-analytical genius, or like asking Etho to stop breaching. It just didn’t happen.

               Beef’s current headache revolved around Pause’s refusal to wear proper clothes. He understood that this was just how Pause dressed, but it was cold, dammit! It was always snowing on the Mindcrack server! Or it was this time of year, anyways. The last thing that Beef wanted was to deal with Pause when he had a cold, yet his boyfriend still refused to put on a damn coat.

               “Pause.” Beef moaned, exasperated. The other man had been running around in this forest for the past twenty minutes, trying to evade Beef and his winter-coat-of-death. It wasn’t even that ridiculous! The coat was stylish, Beef thought, and it was lightweight and everything! Couldn’t Pause see that he was just looking out for him?

               “No!” Beef heard Pause’s voice from somewhere in the forest, the words carrying easily through the cold stillness of the air.

               “I just don’t want you to get a cold, Pause!” Beef called back, keeping his eyes peeled for the half-naked man.

               “No, Beef! I’m not wearing that!” Pause’s voice again. Closer.

               “It’s comfortable, Pausy-Poo!” Usually Beef appreciated Pause’s choice of wardrobe, but, Notch, he was seriously going to go all Death Games on his boyfriend if he didn’t cut it out soon.

               “Nope!”

               Beef sighed.

               Beef continued to follow his boyfriend’s voice, occasionally calling out a demand for Pause to, “Just come put the coat on, Guy! Gosh!” so that he could get another response to follow.

               The snow crunched softly under Beef’s feet, and he hoped that Pause was still too focused on avoiding him to listen for the sound. Eventually, Beef came upon a clearing in the dense forest, and- Wait. There.

               Pause was standing in the snow, his back turned to where Beef had come from. Perfect.

               Carefully, Beef slowly snuck up behind the other man, Pause seeming not to notice him as he got closer and closer. Sure enough, Pause was shivering, his clothes doing little to keep him completely warm as the snow swirled down around him. With a yell, Beef tackled his boyfriend to the ground, the element of surprise aiding him as he began to wrestle the coat onto Pause.

               Pause let out a shout as he suddenly realized what was happening. He began to struggle against Beef’s hold, screaming loud almost-obscenities and nonsensical insults as he fought.

               Beef sat back on his haunches with a triumphant cry as he finally got the jacket onto his stubborn boyfriend. Pause was pouting up at him, grumbling incoherently under his breath.

              Beef stood, hauling the other man up with him as well. Pause was still glaring at him, even as he pulled the coat closer to himself.

              Beef snorted, wrapping an arm around Pause’s shoulders. “Stop grumbling, Pausy.”

              Pause scoffed, but the effect was quickly ruined as he sneezed.

              Beef raised an eyebrow at him.

              “Not a word, Beef. Not a word.”

              “Told you so.”

              Pause groaned, throwing his head back to get his point across. Beef would probably be forcing medicine and mushroom stew down his throat for the next few days, but he couldn’t bring himself to care. At least he had a hot nurse.

              “Now,” Beef announced, sliding his hand down to intertwine with Pause’s, “Let’s go home and have some nice, warm popsic.”

[whaddyameanno]

The PauseUnbeef is strong in this one.

[incrediblysincere]

PauseUnbeef #99

Oh man

#99: “We’re in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here.”

“We’re in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here.”“Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?” Beef said. “Anyway, it’s better to be inside than out there with all the scary… monsters.”“There are no monsters out there, don’t say that!” Pause’s face turned to an expression of fear and he closed the curtains on the lodge’s window. “C’mon man, don’t make me even more scared.”

The night came too quickly, and Pause and Beef settled down in the lodge’s only bed to try and sleep through the windy night. It was cold, and Pause shivered under the sheets, trying to get warm. He was still terribly afraid of what the night held.“Beef,” he said after a while, finally realising why it was so cold. “I think the window’s open.”“Alright, go shut it then,” Beef mumbled.“Why do I have to - ““Because you’re closer to the window.”Pause huffed. “Fine.”He got up out of the bed, shivering. The floor was rough and Pause could practically feel all the splinters he was getting.The bedroom’s window was too high up to reach, so Pause climbed up onto a chair against the wall. It wobbled as he stood on it.Reaching up to close the window, Pause felt something lightly brush against his hand before something came fast at his face. He saw the monstrous creature for a second before he was screaming, falling backwards off the chair. Fearing certain death from the creature or from breaking his back, Pause was surprised when his landing was cushioned by arms around him. Beef stumbled back at the weight of Pause.“Oof man, you’re heavy.” Beef uprighted Pause.“THE THING, IT’S STILL IN HERE.”“Thing?” Beef chuckled softly, going to the bed to pull a blanket from it.“The.. The.. the monster.  It flew at me!”Pause turned towards Beef, afraid.“Monster. Pause, you realise that was just a bat?”“….oh.”Beef laughed, looking around the room to see where the small animal had gone. It was flying around madly, hitting against walls.“C’mon, let’s rescue that poor creature, then you can actually close the window.”“And then sleep.”Beef nodded. “Then sleep.”