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[tennessoui]

chapter six of pretty bird and the vowbreaker by @tennessoui

finally lmao

[theladyofairanddarkness]

I keep seeing this gif and it makes me think of the fic series @tennessoui wrote inspired by this movie. It’s called The Mobfather. It’s insanely good and then I immediately need a reread of it. I’ve read it like an insane amount of times. I’m in love. He’s so fine in this. I love insane explicit Obikin fics ❤️

@tennessoui is one of my top three Obikin writers, the writing is that good guys. Go read it a bazillion times. Like please, more people need to lust after Ewan Mcgregor being a psycho.

[bi-wan]

What do you mean I can’t be obsessed with @tennessoui’s PBATMB Anakin because he is a murderer? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[tennessoui]

rereading vowbreaker and thinking back to obi-wan saying he's made about a 50 page marriage contract in the wedding planner and how there's probably something there that says if he ever died anakin could never marry or even hold romantic interest for another person because death will not part them and anakin will always be his husband. so in his fake death he at least knows anakin can't do anything as a comforting thought meanwhile his husband is falling deeper into insanity.

mobi-wan, probably: now cody your first priority while im away is to —

cody: look after the general day to day functions of running the crime syndicate while investigating who may be behind the threats to Skywalker

mobi-wan: what? no. make sure anakin doesn’t so much as LOOK at anyone else.

cody, holding anakin back so he can’t gouge out his own eyes to stop seeing obi-wans ghost everywhere: I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem boss

[tennessoui]

for the wip ask meme: breath

[send me a word and if it's one of my wips, i'll post the snippet!]

thank you for sending this <3 this is from a still unpublished pretty bird ficlet. i just thought they deserve to have sex in the elevator<3

“Yes, sweetheart,” Obi-Wan agrees obligingly, putting Anakin up against the mirrored wall of the elevator and pushing him to rest half his weight on the gleaming metal holding bar running along the width of it. Anakin’s quick and easy—always so easy, always so ready to give in—and he wraps his legs around Obi-Wan’s waist. The other man rewards him by running his nose along the base of Anakin’s throat and keeping him still for a moment, a handful of heartbeats, a couple of breaths. Then he leans up and captures Anakin in a hard kiss, biting at his lip even as Anakin opens his mouth to allow him in. It’s a punishment and a kiss, all in one, and Anakin clutches at Obi-Wan’s suit with one hand and threads his fingers through the ends of his hair with the other one. Pulling him closer, closer. The elevator is on the small side, meant for people and not cargo loading and unloading, but the sound of their mouths moving and their desperate breaths for air echoes in the otherwise empty space. Made louder, perhaps, because of Obi-Wan’s disdain for elevator music and his refusal to install it. Anakin’s so caught up in kissing him and being kissed by him that he doesn’t even notice Obi-Wan’s hand leaving its home on his hip. Not until the elevator jars to a stop unnaturally. “The Elevator Stop button has been pressed,” a cool, automated voice intones from around them. “Please contact the authorities if help is needed. Otherwise, please restart the elevator at your convenience.”

[tennessoui]

post-vowbreaker anakin is getting out the handcuffs and cuffing himself to obi-wan for a while. perhaps a very long while. or he's busting out the get-along shirt. anakin is going to insist on not letting obi-wan even so much as piss without him right there isn't he? he's going to be so unhealthy and codependent and clingy and glorious isn't he? i can't wait :D

post-vowbreaker, anakin's crashout the one time he wakes up and obi-wan is not in their bed or townhouse (they absolutely move out of the loft after the whole thing's over) is so legendary that from that point on obi-wan brings his work home from the office and sits up in bed to read and make notes on his reports while holding a sleeping anakin's hand

as far as sacrifices go, it's a pretty minor one, but the fact that mobi-wan is making any kind of concession at all is sort of mind-boggling to cody (who is still not allowed within a 10 meter radius of anakin, lest knives start being thrown, post-reveal)

[tennessoui]

Question!! Which of your obikins go to Pride and how do they celebrate? Like I cannot picture pretty bird obi-wan ever going to pride, but keeping up with the skywalker-kenobis? 100% go to pride every year.

honestly yeah pbatmb obi-wan probably has pride parades banned in his city. most homophobic of the obi-wans despite being very demonstrably pro homosexuality. often accused of homophobia by his critics, points to his longterm loving and emotionally healthy partner, anakin, as if that means anything lmaooo (mobi-wan finds them far too loud and joyful. makes his teeth hurt. cody's just thankful this means he doesn't have to watch them be very disgusting in very public places MORE often)

obi-wan from kuwsk never went to pride before meeting the skywalkers but now they go every year and it's very fun even though obi-wan bitches about glitter in his beard for the week after

firefighter au!obikin would go to pride - anakin is technically working cause he's a firefighter rented out to the city's pride celebration and he's taking it very seriously cause there are a lot of flammables present (that his obi-wan is around of course) but rock star obi-wan is having the time of his life and not taking anything seriously (the 501st fire department retweets a picture of rockstar obi-wan conked out in leather trousers and a boa on anakin's shoulder while anakin is in full uniform and being very serious and it goes viral)

playmaker au obikin would go to pride - or, like. playmaker obi-wan would go to pride but as some inventive punishment for playmaker anakin pissing him off. it's not actually a celebration of his identity or anything (but he went a couple of times as a teen for that reason though he was quick to wash off all the temporary tats and glitter before qui-gon could see) - anakin does something obi-wan doesn't like so obi-wan puts together the most risque outfit he can find and sneaks out and like. hangs with the bears section of the parade lmao. makes sure to post a photo on his instagram (one that doesn't show anyone else's faces but his ofc because he's not looking to have anyone killed)

smithsonian au obikin would go to pride but neither would have a great time cause it's not really their idea of fun (too loud, they would rather be at their respective work stations, it's too crowded, too hot outside, etc) but they're also competitive enough to pretend that they're having the MOST fun. way more fun than the other guy. i'm way more proud than him. so proud. this is SO fun (this continues even after they get together because neither one wants to admit they don't really like pride parades/festivals) (one of their coworkers has to stage an intervention to get them to admit to this)

[tennessoui]

Im playing it so cool about pretty bird and the vow breaker you subtly perceive my totally not ravenous desire for more I light a cigarette and ask you what your plans are for that fic I do one of these cool French inhales and really give off the vibe of not insane about it

i think vowbreaker anakin deserves at least a chapter of going absolutely insane in a way that hurts his loved ones and the city and especially the mob because anakin has already decided he'd burn down the entire club with all of obi-wan's men inside and himself if it meant the guy who took obi-wan away from him was also killed

going back and forth on exactly what that insanity looks like though, of course because how best do you portray anakin skywalker going insane?? obviously with killing children, but alas there have been no children introduced in the fic </3

but that being said, i think he's definitely going to threaten to kill children <3 specifically the children of the police who came to interview him in chapter five, to ensure their compliance

and he'll definitely kill a few members of the mob who annoy him - maybe he asks for help on a reconnaissance outing, some guy volunteers, they stomp around the city for a bit, and then anakin kills him because he volunteered which means he could be the stalker wanting to get him alone

and he definitely like. punches ahsoka in the face. he obviously loved her while he was vader pre-story beginning, but this is also him post-losing obi-wan. as much as he tries to pretend, he's a whole different monster now and literally no one is safe. she probably goes to grab his arm and hold him back or something and he just decks her and leaves

he is not a productive puppy in this next chapter, his mind is like shattered glass and he is vibrating soooo out of control it's not even funny