#pc bebe

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you always do this

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Ok no but seriously it’s canon to me that Bebe pretends to be a Heather Chandler/Regina George type all through highschool for the fun of it.

She loudly and obnoxiously dates popular jock Clyde, wears only the most fashionable clothing and makeup, pretends she’s dumber then a bag of bricks while also brutally making fun of the loser kids, etc

While at the same time doing all her schoolwork, getting the second highest grades out of her year every year (purposely holding herself back just enough to let Wendy get the top spot), and even ends up as the Salutatorian to Wendy’s Valedictorian.

The literal second she gets home every day she puts on a over sized sweater, wipes all the uncomfortable makeup off, let’s her curls fly free, puts on her prescribed glasses and works her ass off on her class work with a bowl of ramen and some kind of rom-com or horror movie playing in the background.

She gets into some prestigious ass college on the other side of the country, hell maybe even completely out of the country, and the second she gets the news she got in she takes Clyde out to dinner and breaks his heart into a million tiny pieces beginning of Legally Blonde style.

She starts being her true self out in public; glasses, oversized sweaters, acne, & all, and fucking thrives becoming a world renowned mathematician.

She leaves South Park and never looks back.

The only person she keeps in touch with is Wendy, who will always be her one true best friend. :)

(And Clyde probably will worm his way back into her life eventually,,, probably legally blonde style.)

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WHY DON'T I SAY IT THEN?

I WANT YOU ALL THE TIME

what south park did yall watch

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