Alright, now I gotta ask, why is papyrus a slut?
@princce7 said: (12:37 AM · 10 minutes ago) i am fascinated by slut papyrus tags please tell me more
SECRET COOL DUDE said: (12:34 AM · 14 minutes ago) PLEASE i need you to elaborate on your tags.
OKAY SO!!!! One day I decided to hunt down screenshots of that tweet everyone says PROVES Sans and Papyrus are ace, and it turns out WHOEVER first brought up that tweet, ACTUALLY MISQUOTED IT. Everyone THINKS someone asked Toby if the skeletons know about sex, but they ACTUALLY ASKED who is sluttier. PROOF:
(Image ID: screencaps of a twitter conversation between ipgd @ ipgd and toby’s fox @ fwugradiation taking place on November 29th 2014. The first two tweets are from ipgd who at mentions Toby and says “who is sluttier, papyrus or sans” followed by “it seems to me like papyrus would be more eager for the bone but sans gets laid effortlessly and no one expects”.
Toby’s response is “Papyrus doesn’t know what things like that are and sans is too lazy to do anything with anyone”
End ID)
IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THE PHRASING HERE! It is why the misquoting has brought drastically different thoughts across about the meaning of it. So to the question of who is sluttier Toby basically says Sans is too lazy to be a slut, but ONLY SAYS! PAPYRUS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT A SLUT IS! Which makes sense because monsters are a lot more progressive and most likely don’t slut shame so words like slut are probably never used or functionally extinct.
This, of course, dodges the question on whether or not Papyrus IS one. You could take this to mean nothing in particular OR you could take it like I have, mostly for the hilarity of it, that Papyrus is a slutty slutty man who doesn’t know the word “slut”. Also him being lonely and wanting friendship amplifies the hilarity of it because that would imply he’s a total stud who can flirt effortlessly but he’s hopeless at small talk.
So yeah that’s my HC/the reason I think he canonically is a slut. I love and support this slutty skeleton. This post does not slut shame, this post slut-celebrates because I Love Papyrus, He Is The Best.
