#peevesthe-poltergeist

[lestrange---rabastan-blog]

WHY YOU SMELL LIKE PERFUME AND SEMEN? WHAT THE HELL YOU BEEN DOING?

“Is that supposed to insult me?”

[prankmastcrfabian-blog]

PRANK "MASTER" HAHAHAHA MORE LIKE PRANK NEWB.

“Seriously? Is that the ‘insult’ you’re going with? Jeez, you’ve fallen flat, Peevsey.”

[panlightwood-blog]

YOU GOT A DAMN MUSTACHE!!! EVER HEARD OF WAX?

I didn’t know it was required of me to shave...

[dorcvs-blog]

YOUR SMILE REMINDS ME OF A DANG ANTELOUP!!! IS IT CAUSE YOUR NAME IS DORCAS? WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KID DORCAS AND EXPECTS THEM NOT TO LOOK LIKE A DANG WOODLAND CREATURE?

“Being a ghost must be rather boring, seeing as you had to resort to childish teasing and senseless insults.” 

*high-key pissed*

“Plus, I do not look like an anteloup.”

[blacknightbrightstar-blog]

CHOP SOME OF THAT HAIR OFF AND MAYBE YOU'LL LOOK MORE LIKE A DANG MAN! RIGHT NOW I CONFUSE YOU FOR AMELIA BONES ALL THE DANG TIME! NOT SURE IF THAT'S AN INSULT OR A COMPLIMENT-- SHE LOOKS LIKE A GARDEN SHEAR ATTACKED HER DANG HEAD HAHAHA

Peeves, we both know you want me to chop off some of my hair so that you can take it and pretend you have locks as gorgeous as mine. You’re not fooling anyone, so you might as well give it up now.

[its-mary-mac-blog]

WHY YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO DAMN SAD? YOU GOTTA PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE OF YOURS! IT MIGHT BE AN IMPROVEMENT-- BUT WHO KNOWS? MAYBE IT'LL BE WORSE! HAHAH!

“No one’s sad here, Peeves.”

[martenclaes]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS MARTEN CLAES? YOU TRYING TO BE CLASSY? YOU AIN'T! HAHAHA!

I ask myself the same thing everyday, friend.

[mostdelicatedaffodil-blog]

YOU GOT A STICK UP YOUR ASS WITH THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE? I THINK SO! DON'T WORRY, PEEVESY WILL HELP YOU GET IT OUT! I'LL USE IT AS AN ENEMA FOR CONSTIPATED LUCY-LOO!

Excuse me?