July 28 relationship forecast
Gerita: Partly cloudy, hating America. Expect Germany to stay up all night stressing about the state of the world while Italy attempt to calm him down.
Spamano: Clear, hating America. Packing for the upcoming vacation has already begun.
Sufin: Clear, worried about EU. 100% chance of Finland crying over his fear of America.
Aushun: Clear, worried about future. Expect tension due to split European opinions over US sanctions on Russia.
Leitpol: Cloudy, no political news. Expect much cuddling in bed.
Denor: Clear with a chance of rain later, no political news. Expect them to be up all night doing what Mommy calls “adult things”. I don’t know what those are, but I trust that you do.
Rochu: Clear, strengthening political ties. Expect major strain to be placed on China as he attempts to make America and Russia get along.
Giripan: Mostly clear in Athens, Mostly cloudy with a chance of rain in Tokyo, no political news. Expect them both to fall asleep at their keyboards at some point.