Hetalia Relationship Forecasts

Hello, everyone! This is your friendly Hetalia weather forecaster, Sane-ia, here to fill you in on the latest forecasts for the various couples that exist in the world of Hetalia. Gerita, Spamano, Sufin, Aushun, LeitPol, Denor, Rochu, and Giripan will all be covered here, complete with actual weather and political news. We'll be posting updates every day, so check back regularly so you don't miss out on the latest OTP news. (Hetalia belongs to Himaruya and Funimation. All weather information comes from Weather.com. All political information comes from Google News.)

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January 28 relationship forecast

Gerita: cloudy with a chance of rain, fighting over Brexit. As Italy gets closer to England, expect Germany to have to sleep on the couch tonight.

Spamano: sunny, Romano getting closer to England. Romano is now 19 weeks pregnant and is experiencing abdominal pains and leg and hip cramps. Expect Spain to have to massage pretty much everything, smiling and humming as he goes.

Sufin: cloudy with a chance of rain and snow, Finnish elections looming. Expect Finland to be worried about an anti-EU competitor as Sweden does his best to comfort him.

Aushun: mostly cloudy, still mad at each other over the Hungarian nuclear plant expansion. Expect Austria to roll his eyes at how stupid Trump is being about North Korea.

Lietpol: snowy with a chance of added rain, Poland mad at Brussels, Lithuania helping other Baltics clean up oil and chemical spill in the Baltic Sea. Expect them not to talk much as all of this is going on.

Giripan: clear, Greece mad at Macedonia over the name of an airport, Japan cautiously optimistic after China saying that he wants to be friends. Expect them to collapse together after such a long day.

Cubacan; partly cloudy, no political news. Expect them to try to go to second base for the first time, with mild results.

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January 27 relationship forecast

Gerita: cloudy, fearing Russia, Italy getting closer to Britain. Expect Italy to comfort Germany as they both remember the horrors that they were both forced to commit during World War II.

Spamano: clear, no political news. Expect Romano to shove pickles and ice cream in his face while Spain just smiles at his cute husband.

Sufin: clear, no political news. Expect “adult things”.

Aushun: mostly cloudy, mad at each other over Hungary’s nuclear power plant expansion. Expect Austria to sue his own daughter in anger at the approval.

Lietpol: drizzle of rain, no political news. Expect them to cower in fear at the rise of conservatives all over the world.

Giripan: mostly clear, no political news. Expect them to nap all day.

Cubacan: cloudy with a chance of rain, no political news. Expect Canada to train diligently for the Olympics as Cuba looks on and cheers.

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January 24 relationship forecast

Gerita: mostly cloudy, Italian elections looming. Expect Italy and Germany to work around the clock to figure out how to alter their laws in accordance to the results of various animal cognition studies.

Spamano: sunny, Italian elections looming. Expect Spain to treat Romano to pizza with ice cream, bananas, and anchovies.

Sufin: light rain, Finish elections looming. Expect Finland to grab a drink with his boss, President Sauli Niinisto, as they both hope that the latter will win reelection.

Aushun: partly cloudy, Austria suing European Commission for allowing Hungary to expand her nuclear power plants. Expect Hungary to question her life choices even as she worries for Austria’s sanity.

Lietpol: light snow and wind, fearing Russia, new electric vehicle charging stations in Lithuania. Expect movies and subsequent snuggles.

Giripan: partly cloudy in Athens, no political news. Expect them to spend the whole day talking and petting cats.

Cubacan: partly cloudy in Ottawa, working together to solve climate change. Expect them to enjoy a day out and about, even with the temperatures being lower than Cuba is used to, as they walk hand in hand through town.

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January 22 relationship forecast

Gerita: snowy, Italy facing elections, trouble from Russia, and trade from Iran. Expect him to want to do nothing more than snuggle with Germany after a day like that.

Spamano: partly cloudy, worried about cries for Catalonian independence. Romano is now 18 weeks pregnant and craving pickles and cookies. Expect Spain to willingly comply with his demands.

Sufin: mostly cloudy, new landforms discovered in Sweden and Finland. Expect them to visit these triangular landforms, as they did not remember having them.

Aushun: snowy, fighting over expansion of one of Hungary’s nuclear power plants. Expect Hungary to sleep in a motel tonight.

Lietpol: cloudy, remembering the Holocaust. Expect them to find comfort in each other as the horrible events of World War II flash through their minds once again.

Giripan: partly cloudy in Athens, Greece arguing with Macedonia over name dispute. Expect Japan to spend the day cleaning the house while waiting for Greece to come home.

Cubacan: cloudy in Ottawa, disappointed over results of North Korea summit. Expect Cuba to insist on staying for a while longer as he and the other countries prepare for the upcoming Olympic Games.

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January 7 relationship forecast

Gerita: clear, no political news. Expect them to spend an evening together watching TV as Italy fanboys over his OTPs and Germany patiently plays along.

Spamano: partly cloudy, worried about the Tiangong-1 space station crashing into their homes. At 16 weeks pregnant, Romano has just started his second trimester. Expect him to hide behind Spain, believing that it will protect him from the space station, even though it is not due to crash until March.

Sufin: mostly clear, helping to tend to the injured in the Stockholm Metro Explosion. Expect nothing romantic happening tonight, as Sweden must figure out what could possess someone to hold a live hand grenade.

Aushun: cloudy, no political news. Expect them to argue about Hungary’s border wall.

Lietpol: mostly clear, no political news. Expect them to put together a scrapbook of photos from last night’s Epiphany celebration.

Giripan: mostly clear, Greece trying to get closer to Turkey for Cyprus’s sake. Expect Japan to try to break up the two fighting frenemies yet again.

Cubacan: cloudy with a chance of snow, getting ready to go to Vancouver for North Korea talks. Expect them to get into an argument about the sonic attacks from Cuba, even though Cuba insists that they weren’t his idea.

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January 4 relationship forecast

Gerita: rainy, helping EU make official capital in Belgium. Expect movies and subsequent snuggles under the thickest blanket in the house.

Spamano: partly cloudy, no political news. Expect a shopping date where they start window shopping for the coming baby.

Sufin: rainy and snowy, Finland receiving new lightweight torpedoes. Expect the entire family to cuddle on the couch while watching leftover Christmas movies.

Aushun: rainy, Austrian government cutting funding for children living abroad. Expect them to argue as Austria insists that it wasn’t his idea and Hungary insists that because <i>their</i> child is technically living abroad, he should have fought the ruling a little harder.

Lietpol: light rain, Lithuania not speaking to Russia. Expect “adult things”, partly out of celebration and partly to keep warm.

Giripan: cloudy, no political news. Expect them to just sit and talk.

Cubacan: snow showers, no political news. Expect Cuba to not leave the house all day and Canada to spend as much time as possible cuddling his beloved.

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January 1 relationship forecast

Gerita: mostly clear, EU Germany’s top priority. Expect general exhaustion from Italy after staying up all night, and for Germany to stay with him so they can sleep in together for once.

Spamano: partly cloudy with a chance of rain, no political news. Expect cuddling in bed even as Romano complains about his stomach.

Sufin; cloudy with a chance of rain, no political news. Expect them to work together to put Sealand to bed even as Sealand insists that he isn’t tired and that he’s yawning due to “allergies”.

Aushun: rainy, turbulent EU happenings. Expect them to work together to get through their hangovers and prepare for a big year.

Lietpol: rainy, worried about Russia. Expect movies and subsequent snuggles.

Giripan: mostly clear, no political news. Expect them to spend most of the day sleeping.

Cubacan: mostly sunny in Ottawa, no political news. Expect them to begin making plans for the North Korea talks and for the New Year in general.

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December 31 Update 5

Cubacan: mostly clear, worried about nuclear crisis. Expect them to share their first kiss just as the clock strikes midnight.

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December 31 Update 4

Spamano: partly cloudy, no political news. Romano is now 15 weeks pregnant. Expect him to start the New Year off by doing “adult things” with Spain all night.

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December 31 Update 3

Gerita: partly cloudy, no political news. Expect Italy to talk long into the night about how great this year is going to be, as Germany simply grunts in reply.

Sufin: rainy and snowy, no political news. They are currently asleep, having passed out the second the clock struck 12. Sealand, like so many other children, has outlasted his parents and is still wide awake.

Aushun: clear, no political news. Expect Hungary, Austria, and European Union to all get drunk out of their minds tonight.

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December 31 Update 2

Giripan: mostly clear, no political news. Expect them to stay up later than planned to watch the fireworks before retiring with all of their cats.

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December 31 Update 1

Lietpol: cloudy with a chance of rain, no political news. Expect the New Year’s kiss to quickly turn into New Year’s “adult things” before they turn in for the night.

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December 31 Event

Happy New Year, Tumblr followers! In celebration of this momentous occasion, I will be doing something a little different today. Instead of covering all of the couples in one post like I usually do, I will be covering them separately as 2018 begins in their respective homes. At present, this has not happened anywhere that has been covered on this blog yet. Stay tuned.

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December 30 relationship forecast

Gerita: cloudy, increasing security for New Year’s celebrations. Expect Italy to get excited as he and Germany make the final preparations.

Spamano: partly cloudy, Romano increasing security for New Year’s celebrations. Expect he and Spain to rehearse their midnight kiss because they can.

Sufin: cloudy with a chance of snow, no political news. Expect Sealand to ask if he can stay up until midnight on New Year’s Eve. I cannot predict what the answer will be.

Aushun: light rain, no political news. Expect Hungary to invite European Union to her New Year’s party.

Lietpol: mostly cloudy, no political news. Expect cuddling followed by “adult things”.

Giripan: partly cloudy in Athens, no political news. Expect Japan and Greece to sit down and finalize their plans for New Year’s Eve.

Cubacan: cloudy in Ottawa, no political news. Expect snowball fights.

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December 29 relationship forecast

Gerita: mostly clear, Italian elections forthcoming. Expect Italy to find comfort in Germany’s arms as he has nightmares about terrible election results.

Spamano: partly cloudy, Italian elections forthcoming. Expect Romano to demand that Spain cuddle him all night, even though Spain would gladly have done so, anyway.

Sufin: partly cloudy, Finnish economy improving. Expect cuddling in bed and for Sealand and Hanatamago to crawl in in the middle of the night to keep warm.

Aushun: clear, Austrian government a problem. Expect Hungary to start brining extra inhalers with her everywhere she goes in case Austria can’t reach his.

Lietpol: partly cloudy, fearing Russia. As Lithuania wraps up defense talks with Croatia, expect Poland to plan “adult things” to do with Lithuania all night.

Giripan: rainy in Athens, no political news. Although Japan is still getting used to the time difference between here and Tokyo, expect him to generously clean Greece’s house in preparation for New Year’s Eve.

Cubacan: cloudy in Ottawa, no political news. Expect Cuba to stay indoors all day and for Canada to stay with him, sipping hot chocolate together by the fire.

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December 26 relationship forecast

Gerita: partly cloudy, stockpiling gold. Expect Germany to dread the coming of 2018 while Italy is looking forward to it.

Spamano: light rain, refugees still being rescued. Expect Romano and Spain to get into an argument over opposing refugee policies, with Romano wanting to save them and Spain wanting to stem the flow.

Sufin: rainy, no political news. Expect them to RSVP to say that they will be at a New Year’s Eve party that Sweden’s boss is hosting.

Aushun: partly cloudy, turbulent EU happenings. Expect Hungary to get herself and Austria tickets to a New Year’s Eve opera to distract themselves from an ever-worsening political situation in Europe.

Lietpol: mostly cloudy, fearing war with Russia. Expect some mild panic as Lithuania considers building an underground bunker while Poland begs him to make room for it for his pony.

Giripan: clear, no political news. They have packed the last of their belongings and will be boarding a flight to Greece’s home tomorrow.

Cubacan: partly cloudy in Ottawa, Cuba befriending Isreal. Expect snow forts and snowball fights after a bit of prodding from Canada.