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July 28 relationship forecast

Gerita: Partly cloudy, hating America. Expect Germany to stay up all night stressing about the state of the world while Italy attempt to calm him down.

Spamano: Clear, hating America. Packing for the upcoming vacation has already begun.

Sufin: Clear, worried about EU. 100% chance of Finland crying over his fear of America.

Aushun: Clear, worried about future. Expect tension due to split European opinions over US sanctions on Russia.

Leitpol: Cloudy, no political news. Expect much cuddling in bed.

Denor: Clear with a chance of rain later, no political news. Expect them to be up all night doing what Mommy calls “adult things”. I don’t know what those are, but I trust that you do.

Rochu: Clear, strengthening political ties. Expect major strain to be placed on China as he attempts to make America and Russia get along.

Giripan: Mostly clear in Athens, Mostly cloudy with a chance of rain in Tokyo, no political news. Expect them both to fall asleep at their keyboards at some point.

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August 2 relationship forecast

Gerita: Partly cloudy, turbulent EU status. They are planning a trip to Mali to address some of the problems that have caused so many immigrants to flee to Italy.

Spamano: Weather unknown, have market cornered on crops. They are on the plane to Ankara, Turkey. Expect Spain to jabber on and on for hours while Romano tries to tune him out.

Sufin: Partly cloudy, not political news. Expect a family picnic during their lunch break.

Aushun: Partly cloudy, no political news. Expect Austria to play the piano with a 100% chance of Hungary watching.

Leitpol: Partly cloudy, fearing Russia. As Lithuania argues for antiaircraft security for him and the other Baltics, expect Poland to redecorate the house to make him feel better, with a 25% chance of success.

Denor: Mostly cloudy, no political news. Expect tension from Denmark as his little brother, Greenland, starts to get rebellious. We may have to cover this further.

Rochu: Mostly sunny with a chance of thunderstorms, strengthening of bond. Expect them to have fun caring for their existing twins while America shakes in fear.

Giripan: Partly cloudy in both Athens and Tokyo, no political news. Japan’s flight leaves tomorrow. Expect Greece to be waiting patiently.

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August 12 relationship forecast

Gerita: Partly cloudy, hating America. Expect them do “adult things” to help themselves forget how badly the EU is doing.

Spamano: Partly cloudy in Ankara, hating America. Expect them to pack up and head home as North Korea starts threatening Guam.

Sufin: Cloudy with a chance of rain, no political news. Expect nightmares and subsequent cuddles.

Aushun: Mostly clear, no political news. 100% chance of movie night.

Lietpol: Thunderstorms, fearing Russia. As Russia plans to position 100,000 troops near the Baltic States, expect Poland to attempt to comfort a hysterical Lithuania.

Denor: Cloudy, fearing North Korea. Expect Norway to consult his troll friends for advice, leaving Denmark to wash the dishes.

Rochu: Mostly cloudy, feeling powerful. Expect them to discuss baby names while mounting troops on the boarder of North Korea.

Giripan: Mostly clear in Athens, no political news. Expect Japan to enjoy seeing the ancient ruins left by Greece’s mother.

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July 29 relationship forecast

Gerita: Partly cloudy, turbulent EU status. Expect an argument due to Italy’s stress over the large influx of migrants and subsequent lashing out from his brother.

Spamano: Clear, turbulent EU status. Expect Spain to endure Romano’s anger over stress caused by the large influx of migrants.

Sufin: Partly cloudy, worried about Russia. 100% chance of movie night and 50% chance of distraction from the world’s problems.

Aushun: Partly cloudy, turbulent EU status. More marriage trouble, but they are still trying to make it work.

Leitpol: Clear, no political news. Expect crossdressing because that’s what Poland does.

Denor: Clear and sunny, no political news. Expect Denmark to try to invent something whacky while Norway prepares to clean up after him.

Rochu: Mostly cloudy, mostly crazy. As Russia tries to get revenge on America for the sanctions, expect China to continue preparing for the arrival of the twins.

Giripan: Mostly cloudy in Athens, rainy in Tokyo, no political news. Expect these two to make plans to visit each other soon.

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August 10 relationship forecast

Gerita: Mostly cloudy with a chance of rain, in fear of the state of the world. As Germany is woken by nightmares again, expect Italy to comfort him.

Spamano: Mostly clear in Ankara, no political news. Expect talk of going home early due to Spain developing a cough.

Sufin: Clear, recently joined the new MGA. Expect celebratory “adult things” once Sealand is asleep.

Aushun: Thunderstorms, no political news. Expect cuddling in bed.

Leitpol: Partly cloudy, no political news. Expect Poland to keep Lithuania up for hours playing dress-up.

Denor: Clear, recently joined the new MGA. As with Sufin, expect celebratory “adult things”.

Rochu: Partly cloudy, support UNSC sanctions against North Korea. However, they still hate America, so expect them to continue teaching their babies to hate him.

Giripan: Mostly clear in Athens, no political news. Expect Japan to play with Greece’s cats in an effort to forget the trouble overseas.

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July 26 relationship forecast

Gerita: Partly cloudy, hating America. 50% chance that one or both of them will have nightmares and require comforting.

Spamano: Clear, no political news. Plans for a vacation in Turkey underway.

Sufin: Clear, hating America. Expect an argument centered around Finland visiting Russia.

Aushun: Rainy, turbulent EU status. Expect attempts to preserve their marriage despite different governments.

Leitpol: Partly cloudy, fearing Russia attack. Expect panic attacks from Lithuania as Russia and China hold naval exercises in the Baltic Sea while Poland attempts to calm his husband down.

Denor: Partly cloudy, no political news. Expect cuddling in bed.

Rochu: Partly cloudy with expected rain, teaming up to conquer the world. 100% chance of stupidity as these guys try to form a joint military.

Giripan: Barely cloudy in Athens, cloudy in Tokyo, no political news. Expect Skype chats about how stupid the rest of the world is.

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July 31 relationship forecast

Gerita: Partly cloudy with a chance of thunderstorms, turbulent EU status. Expect Italy to share a picture of Germany’s boss vacationing in Italy, but looking miserable.

Spamano: Sunny, turbulent EU status. Expect Spain to laugh at the picture Romano sent to everyone of Germany’s boss vacationing in Italy, but looking miserable.

Sufin: Sunny, fearing Russia. Expect family talks as Sweden builds up his military for protection.

Aushun: Partly cloudy, turbulent EU status. Expect another fight as Hungary is led to believe that Austria supports sanctions against her and Poland. 100% chance of making up when she learns that only Austria’s boss supports such sanctions.

Leitpol: Partly cloudy, fearing Russia. As Poland rides his pony to forget his troubles, expect Lithuania to go to Estonia’s place to help him make it through Mike Pence’s visit.

Denor: Partly cloudy, building their militaries. Expect combat training.

Rochu: Partly cloudy, hating America. Expect them to try trolling America online in retaliation for U.S. sanctions on Russia.

Giripan: Partly cloudy in Athens, partly cloudy with a chance of thunderstorms in Tokyo, no political news. Japan is currently booking a flight to Greece’s place.

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July 30 relationship forecast

Gerita: Sunny with a chance of clouds, recovering EU relations. Expect apologies for yesterday’s argument as Italy vents about France.

Spamano: Sunny, no political news. Expect Spain to brag about his first Asian senator as Romano purchases plane tickets to Turkey.

Sufin: Sunny, no political news. 50% chance of family picnic.

Aushun: Mostly sunny with a chance of clouds, no political news. Expect their marriage to grow stronger as Hungary spices things up with an indoor picnic.

Leitpol: Sunny, no political news. As America’s Mike Pence tries to reassure the Baltics that everything is fine with Russia, expect an unconvinced Lithuania to turn to Poland for comfort.

Denor: Thunderstorms, no political news. It turns out that Denmark is scared of thunderstorms, so expect Norway to have to comfort him.

Rochu: Thunderstorms, planning world domination. Expect a celebratory dinner as their plans to help North Korea threaten America start to show results. 

Giripan: Mostly sunny in Athens, rainy in Tokyo, no political news. Expect Japan to plan to visit Greece in order to get away from North Korea.