#penis game

[the-nimrod-nextdoor]

Me and the homies when we unsilent the silent auction by playing the penis game

[big-butt-ai]

Captain’s log:

Human Captain Sted keeps on playing something called “the penis game”. I couldn't believe what it was until I observed them playing it during dayshift. Asking about it; I was told it was to keep the crew in check. I don’t believe a word they said about it due to the bridge crew laughing every time someone said penis louder.

I do have to admit that hearing ‘penis’ in multiple species’ languages is an interesting thing to hear.

[poetical-irony]

which of these would be most embarrassing to you?

the penis game 🍆

the vagina game 🐱

both equally 🍆🚫🐱

neither equally 🍆❤️🐱

Voting ended onMar 20, 2023

if you dont know, the penis game is where you and your friend try to shout penis louder than the other, and the winner is the one who doesnt chicken out. and the same for vagina

[goatsmell]

Mismatched Chromosomes

There are days when I think About the fairer sex too much So, I swear off them like a proper drunk Never, ever again – I’ll take up Bagpipes before I get with a woman again

Though there are times when I meet certain someones who Check off a lot of boxes on my Unwritten but well-memorized list

Y’know, these penis things can Be pretty needy if mishandled Dad said if I left it alone It will leave me alone, Like it was a bee, wasp Or a questionable animal Or a Jehovah’s Witness Or a bylaw officer with a grudge Or a plate of unguarded croissants

He didn’t leave his alone Neither did I for a long time

Now, it’s a mushroom… Watered well and kept in darkness

[oinahgetfucked]

Australian School Culture:

The Penis Game.

[aangarchy]

I think that's the game where you say penis louder and louder until you wait for other people in the house to hear/react

Well if it’s that, I feel like it would be Aang, Sokka and Toph playing that game to annoy Zuko and Katara

[fabulusshitposting]

Me and my friends played the penis game and yeah