The Key To Understanding Australians

Not just a key - it's a fucking key Yes, my icon is a drop bear, got a fucking problem, ya fucken jazz cunt

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reblog if you've ever called this a snot-block

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that's right cunts, i'm back

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Newcastle people, explain...

why do you call it a sauso instead of a banger (sausage)

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Reblog if you had these beauties in primary school

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Year 3 class parties, this was the shit

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Wash your face with orange juice

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clean your teeth with bubblegum

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Fix the fence with sticky tape

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i was today years old when i found out that a windcheater is called a sloppy joe in NSW

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Reblog with your name for your Australian nickname

First and/or last name

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Amanda

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10/10 we would call you Mandy

And throw a mandy (mandarine) at you

Or gross boys will call you Mandz

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Ridhi

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Rid, Ri, Red, Riddah or Riddo

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Wash your face with orange juice

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Reblog with your name for your Australian nickname

First and/or last name

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Amanda

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10/10 we would call you Mandy

And throw a mandy (mandarine) at you

Or gross boys will call you Mandz

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Reblog with your name for your Australian nickname

First and/or last name

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I’m Australian but I’ll do this anyway

Emil

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Emmo or Emz.

*coughs* Email

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Reblog if you had these beauties in primary school

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I did the Reindeer Carrots for Christmas ad for Woolworths the Australian supermarket. I was the little girl star of it. see the ad here - youtube(.)com(/)watch?v=j5gRG4od5NY - say it along with me: "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer...". Poor Donner and Cupid don't fit in a 30 second advert. can i discuss it

Ankle biters should not be allowed to see this blog!

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Mate this blog is bloody brilliant

thanks ya sick cunt <3

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whats some aussie slang for attractive/pretty/sexy/hot people?

Banging, root worthy, shit hot.

Used in sentences:

That’s a banging sheila over there.

That fella over there is root worthy.

God she’s shit hot.

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If you don’t remember getting these at the canteen, fuck off

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Top 10 Best Fucking Things To Put On Bread

1. Fairy Bread: butter and sprinkles, breakfast of champions.

2. Chip Sandwich (1): put your favourite flavour of Smith’s chips on bread and crunch that shit.

3. Chip Sandwich (2): works with chicken shop chips and fish and chip chips (we all know that those chips are very fucking different) DON’T FORGET THE TOMATO SAUCE!!!!

4. Drunk Sandwich: Nutella and hot chips. Perfect combination of sweet and salty.

5. Fuck Society Sandwich: butter, peanut butter (make sure it’s FUCKING CRUNCHY, sultanas and grated carrot. Sweet, fresh and savoury. You’ll claim it’s disgusting but you’re fucking wrong.

6. The Carb Sandwich: add more carbs to your carbs by wrapping Tim Tams in bread.

7. Sugar Sandwich: dump some sprinkles on your Nutella and proceed to have a heart attack.

8. Banana Sandwich: either use banana circles or mashed banana. Nutella is optional but recommended.

9. Fresh af Sandwich: cucumber, cheese and lettuce. Eat it and feel like a god.

10. Bangers and Mash Toastie: use left over mashed potato and sausage and grill that shit like fucking bacon. Tomato sauce optional but recommended.

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actually this post has the same energy as jonghyun

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This man should be in prison.

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Growing up Australian means...

- not understanding that there can be multiple cities in a state

- calling a 36°C day pretty alright

- an equal love and fear of the sun

- cannot comprehend landlocked living

- freckles and moles e v e r y w h e r e

- never knowing someone who can’t swim

- losing friends over vegemite

- b e a c h

- knowing that being called a mad c*nt is a compliment but a f*cking dog is an insult

- yeah nah

- dragging your prime minister on the daily

- learning about drugs from a giraffe in a caravan