#period warning

[starlite-sin]

Personally i feel like periods should stop once it gets under 40. If i gotta work in 20 degrees with the worst cramps of the week i’ll lose it

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Warnings for blood and menstruation! Shout out to @catboybatman for helping with research for this chapter!

Nezuko experiences something Very Normal, and everyone panics (except Kanao).

[chadillacboseman]

Can I have some spetsnaz period comfort HC’s?

I sat on this so long ago it's terrible. I'm sorry. I have mental disorders.

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Kapkan

⭕ Maxim gives you space unless you ask for him not to.

⭕ He's no stranger to blood- it doesn't bother him one bit. If you're feeling embarrassed, simply asks you "why?".

⭕ Maxim will run you a hot bath and bring you a glass of wine- if you need a good cry or yell, he just lets you get it out of your system.

⭕ Maxim also learns the things that upset you and tries to avoid you having to experience them.

Fuze

⭕ Shuhrat is a lil clueless. He is the dude in the feminine hygiene aisle at the store like "What size pussy you got" lol.

⭕ Despite the confusion, he is incredibly supportive- he brings you anything and everything you might need: a hot water bottle, special food, a cozy blanket.

⭕ If you're the type to have mood swings, he might take it to heart. If you're being quiet, he thinks he did something wrong. Just be patient with him.

NSFW under the cut~

Tachanka

⭕ Alexsandr just straight up fucks the discomfort away for you. That man would spend all day in bed making sure your cramps were kept at bay.

⭕ Period sex is his favorite because you're needy and you want him as much as he wants you. He loves to see you get relief from your cramps and to see that blissed-out look on your face; knowing he gave you that makes him really proud.

[oh-styles]

I want you guys to hear the story of why I almost quit my job today.

It’s spring break season, which means every girl in a 10 million mile radius bursts through our doors at all hours of the day, bombarding through our swim section, throwing tops and bottoms aimlessly as they trudge down the aisle to the fitting room, where they try on two of the forty they brought back, and buy nothing, leaving them all scattered about on the floor, untouched.

Now, I am a very even-tempered person. Working retail for five years, I’ve learned to repress most of my emotions and force a smile that screams, “I fucking hate you but have a good rest of your day.”

Today was like every other spring break season day. 900 women in the fitting room, screaming and throwing bikinis about, and for some reason removing the liners from the bottoms and sticking them to the mirror and walls - seriously, why do you do that, it’s so fucking disgusting for not just me, but you as well.

I was in the swim section thirty minutes till close tonight, trying to organize everything but was left with an overwhelming sense of anguish because nothing I did proved any progress whatsoever. 

I noticed a bottom that was on the wrong rack, and hung wrong, so I hastily went to remove it, but noticed a very familiar stain and over-dramatically flung it across the floor. 

I stood there for many two minutes just staring down at it, completely aghast. 

Another woman tried on bikini bottoms and bleed on them. 

After I took a moment to regain some emotion, I peered down over the bottoms just to notice it wasn’t just a little spot, someone had full on bled on the bottoms. A complete blood waterfall all over the material. 

It dawned on me then that someone, for some freakin reason, tried on swimwear on their heavy day, without any protection, and had the fucking audacity to hang it back up on the rack. At that point, I wouldn’t care if you had left them on the floor for me to grab, but leaving them on the rack for someone else to find and complain about...what the fuck is wrong with you?

So, as of today, my hate for humanity has increased tenfold, and I wish a satellite from space would fall and kill me.

[xmagnet-o]

Being a spoonie and dealing with menstruation is horrible. 🙃

[dilfnipples]

that post where junkrat explains menstruation to mccree is so fucking surreal and i think about it all the time.. why was i, among others, subjected to that?

[lookninjas]

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Tried to go to the bathroom before the guy got here to fix my internet. He knocked before I had the chance to wipe. Turned around to flush real fast and saw my period had started but I couldn't go back for a tampon. Guess I'll just stand here and bleed for a while.

[phztwo]

all of this talk about periods and heat cycles makes zim thankful that his kind doesnt have to deal with either of those things.

“irkens are hatched out of pods…”