#personal gripe

[one-real-wrimonkey]

I desperately want a reality TV show that secretly penalises backstabbing behaviour.

Tell the contestants that while they play they can do things that get them secret punishments, but not what specifically would earn it, then penalise the snaky acts and betrayals. They don’t have to be big penalties but something. If they do it right they can keep the drama and keep the tension and let the honest people get the benefit for once.

I just think it would be really funny.

[family-video-vixen]

i'm gonna sound like an ungrateful ass but like...i do not care at this point

i love being interacted with, i love talking to other fans! but with all my content basically being about billy or max or eddie, i *only* get asks about chrissy, byler, or the duffers

no offense, my friends, but...i really do not care enough about these topics. i don't, and i'm tired of getting the same exact posts in my inbox about chrissy cunningham or byler.

ask me literally *anything* else, i'm begging.

[universal-casey]

God forbid a woman have a cantrip called Finger Guns that does 2d6 damage with a range of 60/240.

Everyone has a damn issue with my spell. If they think my cantrip is min maxing, I will SHOW them min maxing!!!

(It’s not homebrew btw)

[thornyfluff]

I may have killed my car today and was stranded for an hour on the freeway. I also found out on the same day that last month, our car insurance dropped us for absolutely no reason without warning or notice. (Nice!)...

*Always change the damn oil...*

I truly am too stupid to live. 😭😓☠️

Pray for me. For the love of Primus, pray for me and my car. PRAY.

[pigeonstab]

I don't like canon Horror's big bone weapon. It looks goofy as hell please. There are so many objects that can do blunt damage. A big fat hip bone is at the very bottom of the list of cool things to give to a character.

[asteriasfallingstarsandtears]

As someone who is on the ace spectrum I definitely wish that a lot of games where character development only really happens in romance was available platonically. I'm ride or die for my friends, if someone comes back to me ten years later and wants to connect as a friend and we didn't end in bad terms I'm gonna be like yeah, let's go bestie.

I have more friends than I have had partners.

I just want to be besties with blorbos without losing out on their character arcs.

Like I know the trope is love transforms us all, but not all love is romantic.

[gardencat]

I love you witchblr but some of y’all are actually truly batshit. Like you tripped over the thought that “hey maybe there’s a sort of spiritual energy in the universe and maybe we call that magic” and stumbled headlong into “literally every minor occurrence is A Sign From The Gods and also science is fake and also if I get dizzy it’s a spirit trying to contact me and not even remotely related to my health”. 

Hot Take: Most things that happen are ordinary. If you find yourself not even considering a mundane explanation for something that’s happening or something you’re feeling, you maybe need to recognize that you’re getting overexcited about the idea of something Special taking place.

[rising-gamer]

A small rant

Ok before I start this I just wanna make sure very clear that I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE HEADCANON OF FUTABA AND GORO BEING SIBLINGS. I also think that for just a fan theory, it actually perfectly fits within the game's canon, and doesn't require a lot of change in the story in order for it to be canon. But these aren't my problems with the fan theory. My problem is that I feel like too many people have this headcanon just to have Futaba be friendly with Goro and to bicker with him, which isn't necessarily an issue, but it is weird to me that they believe in a theory with so many radical implications, simply so that Futaba won't despise Goro for killing her mother, because you can easily have both be friends with another explanation. Or hell maybe no explanation because we're talking about fanfics, you don't need to put as much effort into them as something that will be sold for real money. Also if you believe that headcanon while also shipping shake you have no right to complain that shutaba is incest, because technically speaking if futaba dating ren is incest and you think that akechi is related to futaba, then therefore ren dating akechi would also be incest

not that shutaba is incest (its still a ship i do not like at all and think its very weird because it does def lowkey has incestuous vibes) in the first place, its just that i think its really hypocritical of some goro fans to say that