#personal hc

[theorist-fox]

cw pregnancy

My personal headcanon is that Simon doesn't have accidental children because that man doesn't have one night stands and if he does he layers three condoms on his cock and cums outside for good measure.

But God forbid he finds trust and stability in a relationship—that man wants to lock it down. He craves a family and will make it his number one priority to build one

Literally you can run but you can't hide he knows your menstrual cycle by heart and can smell you ovulating from the tarmac back at HQ

[aplacemadeforleaving]

anyway, kevin always wearing one of those little gold necklaces with a ‘k’ charm on it because it used to be kayleigh’s

[pwingless]

I am but a poor soul who happened upon your post for funny requests. Humbly, I lay this at your feet, in case the creative sparks start sparking and the creative juices start juicing… Sonar as that drunk raccoon meme

I will take my leave, and I shan’t touch nor dirty a thing on my way out

i have no idea if i got the right drunk raccoon meme because i found like 10 different ones but now i cant stop thinking about raccoon sized sonar……my precious little cocaine snorter

[mylonelyangel7]

I hc that in the 70s and 80s, Daniel would get so worked up from drinking little bits of Armand’s blood and making out that he’d cum in his pants while they were dry humping or while Armand was feeding on him. And then as a new fledgling in the 2020s, Daniel and Armand are sharing blood and making out when Daniel cums in his pants again, and he’s mortified but it makes Armand so fond and nostalgic that he gets to spend eternity with his beloved boy

[ashraiyn]

my personal hc about Obito' family tree (inspired from oomf' tweet)

Considering it was an era of war, I think it's safe to assume that Tajima had multiple siblings (just like how he had five children, tho only two of them made it to adulthood) and then one of them were related to Obito's parents

Lord Kishi, you better have a good explanation for this panel.

[space-morningstar]

I saw this tweet and obviously remembered my adorable little autistic rat (I love him, and his silly and very hot suits)

[woundedsoul12]

Day 6: Idiots in Love

Thank you @stardewfanficwritersguild for hosting Rarepair week! I have had so much fun and made so many new friends ❤️

Anyway what if the reason we can't romance Krobus is that he's already in love?

My personal HC is he has the sweetest cutest crush on the Hat Maus (I mean her haus is next door to the sewers basically)

He brings her things to try out and make new hats.

And sometimes she makes him hats in return (because she secretly feels the same way)

So here is The Saga of the Duck Feather

[carpfromhell]

The clown timeline, the clownicle made with a own doll base. For reference.