reasons why I'm basically a cat (using my cat Artie for reference)
will stare at a wall for an hour or more for no evident reason
sunbeams are good. sunbeams must be napped in.
has bouts of craziness where I must be active and Do Things and Zoom
gets startled by weird shit that shouldn't be startling
literally someone could shriek right next to me unexpectedly and I'd just sit there but if someone coughs quietly I will startle
shows affection in ways most people don't understand and am therefore labeled "aloof" or "heartless"
gets excited at the noise of food but doesn't actually want food
like perching in places I shouldn't be.
staring is Fun
if I find someone I like I will cuddle and love them and bug them because I must Show My Affection
will not tolerate your bullshit
basically just a gremlin with a heart full of love to give