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a blog of random shit //gender is arbitrary and so is life //they/them queer enby //avatar credit to rainbowdogma// background credit to meeee lets go

[spindlewig]

I mean the best part of Tumblr is I get 'funny' post. then 'informational cool post'. and then 'fuck America post'. and then 'funny post x6 to clear my head from my fucking shit country'. and just. Tumblr is the last place we're all speaking our minds while dealing in the best funnies and everything is a good ass actual site in terms of you get what you want and the rest is obvious bullshit? you see what you want and it's good.

tumblr is the only 'social media' site where the media is actually social and actually matters to what you love and what you want and what fucking matters. and we can fucking use html to do cool shit!!

[teaboot]

born at the perfect time in history to have the choice between teaching myself bookbinding or playing a thrifted copy of sims 3 🩷

[teaboot]

I DID BOTH

[teaboot]

WE DID IT

[spindlewig]

tumblr is fucking great. I keep leaving for a bit since I have a lot more work shit happening now and I'm just tired and done.

but I forgot how amazing tumblr is. hopefully I'm around more for random reblogs and stupid crack no one cares about <3

[hbmmaster]

100%, huh? but if you were guessing at random you'd only get half of these right. the only way to get all the answers correct is to know which answers are wrong, so really your score should be 0%

[hbmmaster]

I think you're trying to succeed... on purpose

[mc-cookies]

[chongoblog]

The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”

[snowflakeeel]

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

[lumsel]

women want me, but fish? fish pity me

[some-stars]

autocorrect just tried to change "omegaverse" to "metaverse" and i think i'm genuinely offended

[some-stars]

don't try to replace my holy speech with the devil's foul mutterings

[amarula-gold]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

whats up

ink: diamine oxblood

[bogleech]

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

[ayellowbirds]

i’m so glad people are learning this.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A LORGE BIRB

[witchyrem-ains]

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

[zoreta]

The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.

Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.

The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.

Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.

[yadayadayading]

I was so not emotionally prepared for reading this thanks

[asongoftearsandfandoms]

“Al- Albatross?! It’s a jumbo!”

[gone-to-dogdna-deactivated20260]

Want to add two of my favorites that show size!

[brightlotusmoon]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

you reblogged a post and tagged it gnu terry pratchett,,, what does gnu mean????

In his Discworld book, Going Postal, the late Terry Pratchett introduced a telegraph/internet hybrid called "the clacks".

It could be a dangerous job, and when a worker died in service, his name was passed around in memorium by other clacks workers with "GNU" at the beginning, which was clacks instructions to circulate it, despite not being any sort of "official" message.

"A man is not dead while his name is still spoken," is a quote from Going Postal, and it is a message the fandom has taken to heart, using Terry's own in-universe jargon in post notes (it also can be found in Discworld-related email and website headers).

In other words, this is how fans continue to love and honor a man who was very important to us.

[rare-vos-in-socks]

Always reblog Sir Terry Pratchett.

[firstfullmoon]

thinking about that illustration of solitude vs loneliness in which solitude is a dog peacefully holding its own leash & loneliness is a feral dog fighting against the restraint of the leash & feeling slightly insane

[retrocausality]

Jaakko Pallasvuo

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[tamamita]

this is so funny, average yankee behaviour

[tamamita]

Some rich guy in a power suit carrying the cross with support wheels is a perfect metaphor for the entire cult that is the evangelical church

[teaboot]

Imagining Banksy throwing down his hat in frustration

[wildspringday]

[spindlewig]

alright tumblr I need help; who's the romance comedy author we all love the titles and art of his books and joke about it but people say the books are actually good? and he writes a decent amount of queer rep books? I'm at a loss right now lol

[spindlewig]

alright tumblr I need help; who's the romance comedy author we all love the titles and art of his books and joke about it but people say the books are actually good? and he writes a decent amount of queer rep books? I'm at a loss right now lol

[atapi]

i think it's ok that a girl sleeps for so long that she grows moss and mushrooms on her body

[atapi]

she's awake guys

[crown-princess-carrion]

I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.