#pervert!

[dwellstar]

scrolling thu instagram, as i do, when lo and behold i see the big guy liked this filth.

i mean, i’m a total pervert so i get it.

no judgement.

but…

[wahhmpire]

Hit me in the mouth I think I'd enjoy it

[ourbloodysecretofficial]

Not really a question just a funny thought.

What if mc try make Azul laugh by bring a puppet of Kermit the frog and just start singing random song in Kermit voice.

I know what you're doing anon...

[orgy-hepburn]

When will my beloved, gorgeous pervert angel return from the war to play perverts with me again

This is the fkn cutest. Smiled and giggled and burrito’d myself up in bed when I read it.

Your beloved, gorgeous pervert angel is luteeeeal 😔 and a little less desperately horny as a result (I’m as devastated as you are). But I promise we can play perverts as soon as I’m back on the wines and Feeling It™️, ok??

[bestchocobro]

royalbratprince replied to your post: “You ever have that one shirt that just… always...

“Are you sure it’s just that one shirt?”

“You... spend a lot of time checkin’ out my nips, dude?”

[sadbluepictureframe]

I hate when there’s a broad slightly buff man and you’re like oh he’s probably pretty fat under all of that and he’s just regular muscular like fuuuuuckkkkkkkkk. Fatfishing for real.

[primarchslut]

fired: calligos winterscale is an ass guy

tired: calligos winterscale is a boobs guy

wired: calligos winterscale will fuck whatever has a pulse near him, regardless of their body