#pesterchum log

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emante and osiroh meeting is now among my favourite logs ever so im posting it to make sure i never lose it omg

[07:27] -- bantamCharlatan [BC] began trolling sapientPawnkeeper [SP] at 19:27 --

[07:27] BC: HEY.

[07:27] SP: ☥ yes? ☥

[07:27] BC: WHAT.

[07:27] BC: You're not JOSTER. Who are YOU.

[07:28] SP: ☥ you said 'hey'. ☥

[07:28] BC: I wasn't talking to you THOUGH.

[07:28] SP: ☥ well, that's your own fault. ☥

[07:28] SP: ☥ i don't know a joster. ☥

[07:28] BC: RUDE! Is NOT. It's your FAULT.

[07:29] SP: ☥ how in the world would such a silly mistake be my fault? ☥

[07:29] BC: I don't know you're the one who did it, you tell ME.

[07:30] SP: ☥ you're odd and confused. ☥

[07:30] BC: Am NOT.

[07:31] BC: Who are you ANYWAY.

[07:31] SP: ☥ i'm osiroh. ☥

[07:31] SP: ☥ and you are? ☥

[07:32] BC: EMANTE.

[07:32] BC: What is that THING. In front of your WORDS.

[07:32] BC: And after THEM.

[07:33] SP: ☥ ...the ankh? ☥

[07:33] SP: ☥ it's my symbol ☥

[07:33] BC: It looks kinda FUNNY.

[07:34] SP: ☥ well, you act kind of funny. ☥

[07:34] BC: That's not NICE.

[07:36] SP: ☥ you're not very nice. ☥

[07:36] SP: ☥ you seem rather high-maintenance, actually. ☥

[07:36] SP: ☥ and obnoxious. ☥

[07:36] BC: WHAT.

[07:36] BC: I'm the nicest person who ever LIVED.

[07:36] SP: ☥ i'd also hazard a guess that you're loud. ☥

[07:36] BC: That's-- okay that's probably TRUE. MAYBE.

[07:37] SP: ☥ nicest person who ever lived? i don't even know you and i can tell that's a farce. ☥

[07:37] SP: ☥ a very funny farce. ☥

[07:37] BC: A WHAT.

[07:38] SP: ☥ you're lying ☥

[07:38] BC: No I'm NOT.

[07:38] BC: I'm totally NICE. Nicest troll EVER.

[07:39] SP: ☥ prove it. ☥

[07:39] BC: Okay I WILL. I'll do something for YOU. So NICE. It'll kill YOU.

[07:39] BC: But in a nice WAY.

[07:41] SP: ☥ what ☥

[07:42] BC: You heard ME.

[07:43] SP: ☥ you're going to kill me nicely? ☥

[07:43] BC: Yes see I'm so NICE.

[07:44] BC: You'll be overwhelmed by how nice I AM.

[07:44] BC: That you'll DIE.

[07:44] SP: ☥ well, why don't you get to being nice, then. ☥

[07:44] SP: ☥ show me how nice you are. ☥

[07:45] BC: YES. Of COURSE.

[07:45] BC: ...

[07:45] SP: ☥ i'm waiting. ☥

[07:45] BC: This is HARD. Tell me what to DO.

[07:49] SP: ☥ tell you what to do? ☥

[07:49] SP: ☥ well if you're nice i shouldn't have to ☥

[07:49] BC: No, SEE. Because I'm so nice, I'm letting you tell me what to DO. You see THAT? That's NICE.

[07:50] SP: ☥ that's some interesting logic. ☥

[07:50] SP: ☥ hmm. ☥

[07:50] BC: That's cause I'm also smart REMEMBER.

[07:50] BC: The smartest nicest troll you will ever MEET.

[07:50] SP: ☥ how old are you even ☥

[07:51] BC: You say FIRST.

[07:51] SP: ☥ i'm 9 sweeps. ☥

[07:51] BC: That's how old I am TOO.

[07:51] SP: ☥ i sit really? ☥

[07:51] BC: Would a nice person LIE.

[07:52] SP: ☥ you certainly don't act like any 9 sweep old i've ever met. ☥

[07:52] BC: That's because I'm too NICE.

[07:52] SP: ☥ you act more like a child than anything. ☥

[07:52] BC: No, shut UP.

[07:52] SP: ☥ that was nice of you. ☥

[07:52] BC: It's my overwhelming NICENESS.

[07:52] BC: YES

[07:52] BC: Wait, NO.

[07:52] BC: I didn't say shut UP.

[07:52] SP: ☥ you're a loony. ☥

[07:52] BC: Am NOT!

[07:53] SP: ☥ i think you certainly are. ☥

[07:53] SP: ☥ are you on some sort of medication? because you ought to be if you're not. ☥

[07:54] BC: That's not NICE. You should learn from me how to be nice, OSIROH. You're not very good at IT.

[07:54] SP: ☥ alright, then why don't you be nice and tell me about yourself. ☥

[07:54] SP: ☥ i'll humor you. ☥

[07:55] BC: No I'm humoring you, because I'm the nice ONE. But okay, UH.

[07:56] BC: I'm NICE. There's that, which you KNOW. Very NICE.

[07:56] BC: I give people MONEY. YEAH. And like, back RUBS.

[07:56] SP: ☥ do you, now? ☥

[07:56] BC: Yes DUH.

[07:59] SP: ☥ well, what else do you do? ☥

[07:59] SP: ☥ have you any hobbies? ☥

[07:59] SP: ☥ friends? ☥

[07:59] SP: ☥ a NICE troll has lots of friends. ☥

[07:59] BC: YES. I have like, a million FRIENDS.

[08:00] BC: OBVIOUSLY.

[08:00] SP: ☥ a million friends. ☥

[08:01] BC: YES.

[08:01] SP: ☥ wow. ☥

[08:01] SP: ☥ you truly are the nicest troll i've ever met. ☥

[08:01] BC: Yes, I AM. Thank YOU.

[08:01] SP: ☥ i bet they're all just fighting tooth and nail to get into your quads. ☥

[08:02] BC: They ARE. It's EXHAUSTING. But I handle it because I'm NICE.

[08:02] SP: ☥ really. ☥

[08:02] SP: ☥ so all your quads are filled, hmm? ☥

[08:03] BC: Yes of COURSE.

[08:04] SP: ☥ how wonderful for you. ☥

[08:04] SP: ☥ no fights or drama or anything? ☥

[08:04] BC: Nope everything's PERFECT. Because I'm that GOOD.

[08:06] SP: ☥ it's incredible to me that a notorious liar like yourself could maintain such a perfect set of quadrants. ☥

[08:06] SP: ☥ my goodness. ☥

[08:06] BC: WELL. That's because I'm not a LIAR.

[08:06] BC: I don't know where you got that IDEA.

[08:06] BC: I'm not a notorious EITHER.

[08:06] BC: So you're WRONG.

[08:07] SP: ☥ am i? ☥

[08:08] BC: Yeah I'm sorry to break it to YOU.

[08:12] SP: ☥ why don't you show me what you look like, hmm? ☥

[08:13] SP: ☥ prove yourself. ☥

[08:13] BC: What would that PROVE.

[08:14] SP: ☥ it could prove a lot of things. ☥

[08:14] SP: ☥ you can tell a lot about a troll from his or her appearence. ☥

[08:14] BC: Like WHAT.

[08:17] SP: ☥ all sorts of things. ☥

[08:17] SP: ☥ their age, their level of fitness... ☥

[08:18] SP: ☥ judging injuries and clothes and such can determine interpersonal relationships ☥

[08:18] SP: ☥ and it's fun to see if they've got a pretty face, too. ☥

[08:18] BC: I have a very pretty FACE.

[08:18] SP: ☥ show me. ☥

[08:18] BC: HHH.

[08:18] BC: HOW.

[08:19] SP: ☥ take a picture or something. ☥

[08:20] BC: How do I do THAT.

[08:21] SP: ☥ you use a camera, you silly thing. ☥

[08:21] BC: Right I knew THAT.

[08:21] BC: ...I don't have a CAMERA.

[08:21] SP: ☥ what inane idiot doesn't own a camera? ☥

[08:21] BC: Hey, OUCH. That HURT.

[08:21] SP: ☥ even i've got a camera, and i don't have much. ☥

[08:22] BC: WELL. I didn't want to take away from other people's camera-owning EXPERIENCES. So I gave mine up to SOMEONE.

[08:25] SP: ☥ that's the stupidest excuse i ever heard. ☥

[08:25] BC: Is NOT.

[08:25] SP: ☥ yes it is. ☥

[08:25] BC: NO.

[08:26] SP: ☥ if you're going to lie you ought to do it well. ☥

[08:26] SP: ☥ you're a terrible liar. it's almost shameful. ☥

[08:26] BC: I'm not LYING.

[08:26] SP: ☥ mmhmm. ☥

[08:27] BC: Look either way I don't have a camera SO.

[08:29] SP: ☥ then how to you plan to prove how grand and wonderful you are? ☥

[08:29] BC: UH.

[08:29] BC: WELL. OBVIOUSLY. I'll come and visit YOU.

[08:29] BC: With a GIFT.

[08:30] SP: ☥ a gift, hmm? ☥

[08:31] BC: YES. A GIFT. What things do you LIKE.

[08:31] SP: ☥ and what mght that be? ☥

[08:31] BC: I don't know, what do you LIKE.

[08:31] SP: ☥ i like lots of things ☥

[08:31] BC: That doesn't really narrow it DOWN.

[08:32] SP: ☥ well, maybe if you had asked about my interests earlier, like a NICE troll would, you'd know what i like. ☥

[08:32] SP: ☥ but alas... ☥

[08:33] BC: WHAT! NO! I was saving IT!

[08:33] BC: I was saving that question for the right MOMENT.

[08:33] SP: ☥ sure you were, ☥

[08:34] SP: ☥ because you're a superb conversationalist, right? ☥

[08:34] BC: YES.

[08:34] BC: ((he has no idea what that meant))

[08:34] SP: ☥ you're just mr. perfect in every way. ☥

[08:34] SP: (( omfg))

[08:34] BC: Yes I AM.

[08:34] SP: ☥ hey mr. wonderful ☥

[08:34] BC: YES.

[08:34] SP: ☥ oh youre so incredible ☥

[08:34] BC: I KNOW.

[08:34] BC: But HEY. Not as incredible as YOU.

[08:34] BC: RIGHT.

[08:34] BC: RIGHT? SEE? A COMPLIMENT.

[08:35] SP: ☥ oh, i could NEVER reach your magnitude of perfection. ☥

[08:36] BC: No you CAN.

[08:36] BC: It'd be hard of COURSE.

[08:36] BC: But I'm sure you can do it, because you're great too, OBVIOUSLY.

[08:37] SP: ☥ so you're just that nice. ☥

[08:37] SP: ☥ nice enough to do anything i ask ☥

[08:37] BC: Yep that's IT.

[08:37] BC: You got IT.

[08:37] SP: ☥ if i told you to kiss my feet would you do it ☥

[08:37] BC: I.

[08:37] BC: UH.

[08:37] BC: YES. OBVIOUSLY.

[08:38] SP: ☥ what if i asked you to organize all my wigs by length and style, hmm? ☥

[08:38] BC: WIGS?

[08:38] SP: ☥ all 75 of them? ☥

[08:38] BC: What why do you have that many WIGS.

[08:38] BC: That's INSANE.

[08:38] BC: I MEAN! Yes of course I WOULD.

[08:38] SP: ☥ nice trolls mind their own business and don't get nosy. ☥

[08:38] BC: I was just joking AROUND.

[08:38] SP: ☥ and if i asked, you'd rub my back and bring me my supper? ☥

[08:39] BC: Uh, YEAH.

[08:39] SP: ☥ and water my garden and polish my lusus? ☥

[08:39] BC: ((emante sweating nervously))

[08:39] BC: Y...ES.

[08:39] SP: ((lmfao))

[08:39] SP: ☥ and wash my clothes ☥

[08:39] BC: OKAY.

[08:39] SP: ☥ surely you'd scrub my coon, too? ☥

[08:40] SP: ☥ out of pure kindness? ☥

[08:40] BC: Uh, of COURSE. YEAH.

[08:40] SP: ☥ incredible. ☥

[08:40] BC: That's RIGHT. I'm so NICE.

[08:40] SP: ☥ would you lick my bulge? ☥

[08:40] BC: WHAT.

[08:41] SP: ☥ don't worry, i don'well, would you? ☥

[08:41] SP: ☥ *FUCK ☥

[08:41] SP: ☥ well, would you? ☥

[08:41] BC: UM. I. WOW. I GUESS?

[08:55] SP: ☥ you'd suck my bulge like the nice troll you are? ☥

[08:55] BC: ER... sure, I... GUESS.

[08:55] SP: ☥ what a nice troll you are. ☥

[08:55] SP: ☥ lucky for you i don't want any of that stuff. ☥

[08:56] SP: ☥ i'm merely testing you. ☥

[08:56] BC: OH. Well I woulda done it, cause I'm that NICE.

[08:56] SP: ☥ you could be lying, though. ☥

[08:56] BC: But I'm NOT!

[08:57] SP: ☥ oh? ☥

[08:57] BC: No, of course NOT.

[08:59] SP: ☥ well, maybe you'll find some way to prove it. ☥

[08:59] BC: HOW.

[11:06] SP: ☥ well, you could always coem visit me and do all sorts of things for me. ☥

[11:06] SP: ☥ you don't have to suck my bulge, though. ☥

[11:06] BC: Gee, THANKS.

[11:07] SP: ☥ unless you were looking forward to that part, of course. ☥

[11:07] BC: I look forward to whatever you look forward TO. :)

[11:08] SP: ☥ you're really dedicated to your lies. i'll give you that credit. ☥

[11:09] BC: That's cause they're not LIES.

[11:09] BC: I am so NICE. I am the nicest TROLL. You're gonna SEE.

[11:12] SP: ☥ hmm. ☥

[11:15] BC: Hmm WHAT.

[11:16] SP: ☥ i'm just thinking about all the chores you're going to do for me. ☥

[11:16] BC: OH. I'm so EXCITED. Really excited to do all these nice things for you, MAN.

[11:19] SP: ☥ i'm sure you are. ☥

[11:28] BC: Hell yeah I AM.

[11:28] SP: ☥ can you cook? ☥

[11:29] BC: Errrrrr, well, NOT... REALLY. Not really NO.

[11:29] SP: ☥ no matter. ☥

[11:29] SP: ☥ but you can clean? ☥

[11:30] BC: I GUESS?

[11:30] BC: I mean uh, yeah, of COURSE. TOTALLY.

[11:30] SP: ☥ good. ☥

[11:30] SP: ☥ ~uwu~ ☥

[11:30] BC: WHAT.

[11:30] SP: ☥ what's the matter? ☥

[11:31] BC: Uh, NOTHING. NOTHING.

[11:31] SP: ☥ nothing at all? ☥

[11:31] BC: NOPE. How could anything be wrong when I know I get to be so nice to such a great GUY???

[11:32] SP: ☥ you don't know if i'm a great guy. ☥

[11:32] SP: ☥ you haven't even taken a moment to get to know me. ☥

[11:32] SP: ☥ i'm offendd. ☥

[11:33] BC: But I--! I mean-- I'm SORRY.

[11:33] BC: Tell me about YOU??

[11:33] SP: ☥ i don't think you're really interested in me. ☥

[11:33] BC: No of course I AM!

[11:33] SP: ☥ i think you're just trying to lie to me again. ~u^u~ ☥

[11:33] BC: How could I not be you're obviously so COOL.

[11:34] BC: No I'm not LYING.

[11:34] SP: ☥ i'm hurt. ☥

[11:34] BC: I have never been more interested in anybody ever than I am in YOU.

[11:34] SP: ☥ really? ☥

[11:35] SP: ☥ what do you find most interesting about me? ☥

[11:35] SP: ☥ i'd LOVE to know. ☥

[11:35] SP: (( osi's enjoying this omg ))

[11:35] BC: (( i can fucking tell omfg im just picturing his fACE ))

[11:36] BC: UM. UH. It's hard to pick just one THING. There's a lot so far that seems pretty neat about YOU.

[11:36] SP: ☥ pick something. ☥

[11:36] SP: (( lmao just a big sneaky grin ))

[11:37] BC: UH. Your uh, your WIGS. Yeah, those sound COOL. What are they ABOUT.

[11:37] SP: ☥ i just like them. ☥

[11:37] SP: ☥ need there be any reason for that? ☥

[11:38] BC: Well, no, I was just wondering if there was ONE.

[11:39] SP: ☥ well, there isn't. ☥

[11:39] SP: ☥ i just like them. ☥

[11:39] SP: ☥ and i make them myself. ☥

[11:39] BC: OH. That's COOL. You must be great at IT.

[11:40] SP: ☥ i am. ☥

[11:40] SP: ☥ i'm very great at it. ☥

[11:40] BC: Of COURSE.

[11:41] SP: ☥ i also like cooking. ☥

[11:41] SP: ☥ and wine. ☥

[11:41] SP: ☥ and long conversations with interesting trolls. ☥

[11:41] SP: ☥ but none of that would interest you, now would it? ☥

[11:42] BC: Of course it WOULD! I MEAN... except WINE. I really don't like ALCOHOL.

[11:43] SP: ☥ why not? it's very good. ☥

[11:43] BC: UM. Just UH... just not my THING.

[11:45] SP: ☥ hmm. shame. ☥

[11:45] BC: SORRY.

[11:46] SP: ☥ perhaps i'll just make you a nice glass of iced tea when we meet instead. ☥

[11:46] BC: What's THAT?

[11:47] SP: ☥ you don't know what iced tea is? ☥

[11:47] BC: NO...

[11:48] SP: ☥ well THAT's depressing. ☥

[11:48] SP: ☥ it's a delicious beverage. ☥

[11:48] BC: Is it like regular TEA? I like regular TEA.

[12:05] SP: ☥ well, yes. but it's iced. ☥

[12:06] BC: So it's JUST... cold TEA?

[12:06] SP: ☥ very cold tea. ☥

[12:07] BC: Sounds kinda L... er, GREAT. Sounds GREAT. I'll give it a TRY.

[12:07] SP: ☥ what was that? ☥

[12:07] SP: ☥ sounds kind of what? ☥

[12:08] BC: NOTHING. It sounds GREAT.

[12:09] SP: ☥ does it? ☥

[12:09] BC: YEAH.

[12:10] -- sapientPawnkeeper [SP] chinhands --

[12:10] BC: ((omg))

[12:13] BC: So UH. Should I come over THEN?

[12:13] BC: I could bring you like, wine, if you WANT.

[12:13] BC: Cause you like WINE.

[12:14] SP: ☥ well, i'm not exactly hive. ☥

[12:14] SP: ☥ not yet, at least. ☥

[12:16] BC: Where are YOU?

[12:18] SP: ☥ i'm at my kismate's. ☥

[12:19] BC: OH.

[12:19] BC: What're they LIKE?

[12:20] SP: ☥ an asshole. ☥

[12:20] SP: ☥ how very nosy of you to ask. ☥

[12:21] BC: I'm not nosy, I'm just INTERESTED!

[12:23] SP: ☥ no, i think you're nosy. ☥

[12:23] BC: BUT...

[12:23] BC: HHH. FINE. Sorry, THEN.

[12:24] SP: ☥ maybe i'll forgive you. ☥

[12:24] BC: I hope SO.

[12:24] SP: ☥ we'll certainly see. ☥

[12:25] BC: YES.

[12:27] BC: So UH. Tell me more about YOU?

[12:28] SP: ☥ eh. ☥

[12:29] BC: WHAT?

[12:31] SP: ☥ i'm tired of talking about myself. ☥

[12:31] SP: ☥ maybe you should entertain me somehow. ☥

[12:31] BC: OH. UH. HOW?

[12:31] SP: ☥ you can think of something. ☥

[12:32] BC: RIGHT. EHHMM...

[12:32] BC: Wanna hear a JOKE?

[12:33] SP: ☥ if it's a good one. ☥

[12:33] SP: ☥ are you funny? ☥

[12:33] BC: Yes I'm HILARIOUS.

[12:34] SP: ☥ alright. give me a good joke, then. ☥

[12:36] BC: What's brown and STICKY.

[12:37] SP: ☥ shit. ☥

[12:37] BC: ((osiroh you fucking suck at this come on step it up))

[12:37] BC: NO. A STICK.

[12:39] BC: (( IVE JUST BEEN INFORMED AETHOS USED THE SAME JOKE ON HIM AND HE DIDNT GET IT I CANT STOP LAUGHING NOW ))

[12:40] SP: (( I FORGOT ABOUT THAT IM CRYING oMFG ))

[12:42] SP: ☥ i don't get it. ☥

[12:42] BC: How do you not get IT.

[12:43] BC: Okay the joke is that you think the answer is SHIT. But it's NOT. It's a STICK. Because sticks are brown and sticky has the word stick in IT.

[01:00] SP: ☥ that's stupid. ☥

[01:00] BC: Yo-- hhgfgh FINE.

[01:02] BC: Where do you find a grub with no LEGS.

[01:02] SP: ☥ probably in the culled pile. ☥

[01:02] BC: Stop ruining my jokes OSIROH. :(

[01:03] SP: ☥ they're not very good to begin with. ☥

[01:03] BC: This is comedy gold I don't know what you're talking ABOUT.

[01:10] BC: You're entertained though RIGHT?

[01:12] SP: ☥ eh. ☥

[01:12] BC: Okay OKAY. What did the ocean say to the BEACH.

[01:12] BC: Nothing it just WAVED.

[01:12] SP: ☥ :( ☥

[01:12] BC: WHAT.

[01:13] SP: ☥ this is just making me sad. ☥

[01:13] BC: What WHY?

[01:14] SP: ☥ because this is sad humor/ ☥

[01:14] SP: ☥ sad, sad humor. ☥

[01:14] BC: Aw come ON.

[01:14] BC: Do you have something BETTER?

[01:16] SP: ☥ are you challenging me? ☥

[01:16] SP: ☥ that's not nice. ☥

[01:16] BC: No I'm NOT!

[01:16] BC: It was just a QUESTION.

[01:26] SP: ☥ hmm. ☥

[01:41] BC: So UH... now WHAT?

[01:42] SP: ☥ tell me a coontime story. ☥

[01:43] BC: UHH.

[01:43] BC: I don't really, uh, know ANY...?

[01:43] SP: ☥ boring. ☥

[01:43] BC: :(

[01:54] BC: WELL. It was nice meeting you mister OSIROH. I look forward to meeting YOU. I'm sure we'll be best friends FOREVER.

[01:55] SP: ☥ oh, i'm sure we will. ~uwu~ ☥

[01:55] SP: ☥ especially if you're as NICE as you say you are. ☥

[01:55] BC: Of course I AM.

[01:55] BC: The very NICEST.

[01:56] SP: ☥ i'm sure. ☥

[01:56] BC: I have to go now THOUGH. To do nice THINGS. So I'll talk to you LATE.

[01:56] BC: *later

[01:57] SP: ☥ alright. ☥

[01:57] SP: ☥ keep in touch, won't you? ☥

[01:57] BC: Yes of COURSE. It wouldn't be very nice if I DIDN'T.

[01:57] BC: How else are we gonna become best FRIENDS.

[01:57] SP: ☥ heheh. ☥

[01:57] SP: ☥ of course. ☥

[01:57] SP: ☥ what was your name again? ☥

[01:58] BC: EMANTE.

[01:58] SP: ☥ ah, yes. ☥

[01:58] SP: ☥ emante. ☥

[01:58] BC: YEAH.

[01:58] SP: ☥ i look forward to you doing my chores, emante. ☥

[01:58] BC: ER... YEAH. What are friends for RIGHT.

[01:59] SP: ☥ precisely. ☥

[01:59] SP: ☥ ;) ☥

-- sapientPawnkeeper [SP] gave up trolling bantamCharlatan [BC] at 01:59 --

[taimasarmyoffantrolls]

MC: hello --^-

MC: anyone out there \|/\|/anna chat a bit..? --^-

[bumbleblep]

Roommate problems

[12:34] II: god fuckIng dammIt BrItnI

[12:34] II: you apparently used the Sour Cream for somethIng

[12:34] II: I dIdn't realIze that the Sour Cream and Cream Cheese had swItched places

[12:34] LA: ~ ye§?

[12:34] LA: ~ OMFG

[12:34] II: I just put fuckIn Sour Cream on my fuckIng bagel

[12:35] LA: ~ YOU DIDNT

[12:35] II: 8|

[12:35] LA: ~ DID YOU FIND OUT WHEN YOU TOOK A BITE

[12:35] LA: ~ IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

[12:35] II: I'm so fuckIng angry rIght now

[12:35] LA: ~ IM NOT

[12:35] II: thIs Is lIterally the worst

[12:36] LA: ~ WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU NOTICE THE CON§I§TENCY

[12:36] LA: ~ ALL WATERY N §HIT

[12:36] LA: ~ OMFG

[adorablebubblescuttlefish-blog]

[10:43] -- colloquialAnonymity [CA] began trolling cuttlefishCorner [CC] at 22:43 --

[10:44] CC: )(ey Cronus!

[10:44] CA: vwovwv you got my message fast. you got online just as soon as i did basically.

[10:44] CC: Yea)(! I just got done wit)( t)(e Cuttlefis)( Corner!

[10:44] CA: hovw are you doing, baby doll?

[10:44] CC: I'm doing fin.

[10:44] CC: )(ow are you doing?

[10:45] CA: im doing... not so fine.

[10:45] CC: You said somefin before... w)(at's wrong?

[10:45] CA: i dont knovw, ewven though i knovw youre here for me, i dont vwant to only talk about myself. this <> goes both wvays, and i feel as though im just taking and taking right novw.

[10:46] CC: Its reely alrig)(t!

[10:46] CC: )(onestly you don't need to worry so muc)(. 38)

[10:47] CC: But if I am going to say somefin wrong, I did )(ave a bad day at work.

[10:47] CA: im sorry //:(

[10:47] CA: vwould you like to talk about it?

[10:47] CC: I don't t)(ink t)(e Corner is going very w)(ale.

[10:47] CC: 38(

[10:47] CA: oh no!

[10:48] CA: vwell, i wvas thinking of movwing to the mainland. vwe could go together, along vwith mini captor or something...

[10:48] CA: you could hawve a better shop there, for sure.

[10:48] CC: You were?

[10:48] CC: T)(at would be pretty fun!

[10:49] CC: T)(oug)( I don't know if Sollux would want to come. T)(at's anot)(er t)(ing t)(at's worrying me.

[10:49] CA: sollux is?

[10:49] CC: Sollux )(as been so busy lately I'm worried...

[10:49] CA: about him or about your matesprtiship?

[10:49] CC: Bot)( reely.

[10:50] CA: vwould you like to talk about it?

[10:50] CA: im here for you, fef.

[10:50] CC: I'm worried )(e doesn't feel t)(e same wave about me anymore.

[10:50] CA: vwhat makes you think that?

[10:51] CC: Because )(e doesn't talk to me anymore...

[10:51] CA: has been talking to other people?

[10:51] CC: )(e talks to Karkat w)(en ever )(e's online but... I don't know. Its normal for )(im to talk to Karkat t)(oug)(.

[10:52] CC: T)(ey are best friends.

[10:52] CC: I'm just worried more t)(en likely over nofin.

[10:52] CA: hmmmm. id try and talk to him about it. explain your thoughts and feelings, and see vwhat he says.

[10:52] CA: if hes apathetic about it, vwell, maybe its not so good for you, you knovw?

[10:53] CA: you need to be vwith someone wvho makes you happy, and you make happy.

[10:53] CC: Yea)(, t)(at's t)(e part I'm worried about. But if )(e doesn't feel t)(e same wave I know its better to end it.

[10:54] CA: im sorry i cant be more help, fef. <> but im here for you, and you can stay vwith me or bug me vwhenewver you need to, alright?

[10:54] CC: <>

[10:54] CC: Its alrig)(t, I'm just glad to )(ave someone to talk to.

[10:54] CC: It )(elps a lot.

[10:55] CA: evwen if you think its silly. its wvhat im here for

[10:55] CC: )(a)(a)(a)(, your alwaves silly water you talking about?

[10:55] CA: hush, let me be the most lowving moirail ewver for a second.

[10:55] CA: *playfully shoosh and paps you*

[10:56] CC: )(a)(a)(a)( <>\

[10:56] CC: You are adorabubble.

[10:56] CC: So w)(at's up wit)( you?

[10:58] CA: i think kankri and mituna are together. normally i vwould be happy for a matespritship, but i just feel empty inside. and kankri just keeps trying to giwve me adawvice, and i dont ewven knovw anymore. i just vwant to be done vwith them, but i keep hurting. they keep hurting me, fef, and i really dont knovw wvhat to do anymore. they left this wvoid in me and the only thing stopping me from just lea

[10:58] CA: wving— in one vway or another, is because of my lowve for you.

[10:59] CA: so i suppose i also vwanted to thank you.

[11:01] CC: Its different wit)( t)(em t)(oug)(, isn't it? You cared for bot)( of t)(em, loved t)(em and it is )(ard to just pus)( t)(ose t)(oug)(ts aside.

[11:01] CC: But I'm glad I'm )(elping you, even if its my tiny little bit!

[11:01] CC: Your a great guy and I know you are trying to be better. Kankri just can't sea t)(at I guess.

[11:02] CA: they keep trying to tell me that i didnt lowve them— that i said things to them that i didnt mean. and i knovw i meant it all, but iwve been second guessing myself so much lately. iwve been hating myself so much lately because kankri said i cant truly lowve anyone right novw.

[11:02] CA: do you feel as though i say things to you that i dont mean?

[11:02] CC: NO!

[11:03] CC: I t)(ink you are reely )(onest wit)( me and I like it.

[11:03] CC: I like someone w)(o is willing to be t)(emselves and not )(ide be)(ind t)(e waves.

[11:04] CA: fef, im going to be honest vwith you again. i didnt vwant to say anything, but i think you should knovw.

[11:04] CA: i used to hurt myself. like, a lot.

[11:04] CC: W)(y did you do t)(at?

[11:04] CC: Are you doing it again?

[11:05] CA: because i act all cool and 'big' in front of ewveryone else, but its hard to keep up vwhen youre alone and hating yourself.

[11:05] CA: yeah.

[11:05] CC: Don't, I don't want to see you in pain.

[11:05] CC: You don't need to )(ide youself away, you can be yourself wit)( me.

[11:06] CC: Don't you feel t)(at way?

[11:06] CA: i knovw. vwhich is wvhy i told you.

[11:06] CA: i feel as though youre the only livwing thing i can trust.

[11:06] CC: I wis)( you didn't )(ave to feel t)(at way.

[11:07] CA: youre the only person vwho iwve been myself around that hasnt turned around and hated me for it.

[11:07] CC: But I'm )(ere. <>

[11:07] CA: <>

[11:07] CA: thanks.

[11:07] CC: It no problem.

[11:07] CA: im here for you too. you knovw that, right?

[11:07] CC: I know. T)(ank you so muc)(.

[11:09] CA: fef?

[11:09] CC: Yes?

[11:10] CA: i tried to hang myself a fevw nights ago. thats vwhy i hawvent been around.

[11:10] CC: I.... know )(ow you feel.

[11:10] CC: I wanted to do t)(e same after t)(e )(orrorterrors.

[11:11] CC: But I'm glad you didn't go t)(roug)( wit)( it.

[11:11] CA: i did— thats the thing. the fucking rope snapped right before i could.... vwell, it didnt go according to plan.

[11:12] CC: I'm glad somet)(ing interfered because I would )(ave been crus)(ed if you were gone.

[11:12] CA: im glad you didnt go through vwith it though.

[11:12] CC: 38(

[11:12] CC: I couldn't. I felt reely guilty and I just couldn't go t)(roug)( wit)( it.

[11:12] CA: yeah, i suppose something vwas wvatching out for me. gotta be there for you, right?

[11:13] CC: Living wit)( t)(e mistakes and trying to make up for it is better I t)(ink.

[11:13] CC: Yea)(, you can't leave me now silly gills! We're moirails for life!

[11:13] CA: yeah, though vwhat happend to you wvasnt your fault, you knovw that, right? someone told you that, right?

[11:14] CA: and yeah, moirails for life!

[11:14] CC: I was t)(e one w)(o went to t)(em. I wanted to fix t)(ings t)(at didn't need fixing.

[11:14] CC: But its over wit)( now, I'm glad.

[11:14] CC: T)(ey can't touc)( me now.

[11:14] CA: thats good. as long as youre happy, you knovw?

[11:15] CC: You're )(ere, )(ow could I be sad?

[11:15] CA: youre making me blush, oh my god, fef.

[11:15] CC: )(a)(a)(a)(a)(

[11:16] CC: 38D

[11:16] CA: //:D

[11:17] CA: also, i made you something. ill post it on tumblr! i think youll like it.

[11:17] CC: I can't wait to sea!

[11:19] CC: But if you start to feel bad come on over to my )(ive.

[11:20] CC: Its always open.

[11:20] CA: same to you, fef. and im not just saying that— i mean it.

[11:20] CC: 38)

[11:21] CA: and i posted it for you.

[11:21] CA: hope you like mythology

[11:21] CC: I mig)(t need it if t)(ings wit)( Sollux go sout)(.

[11:21] CA: //:(

[11:22] CC: It will be alrig)(t.

[11:22] CC: 38)

[11:22] CA: it alvways is. i heard a saying vwhen i wvas young, and i newver much thought upon it until novw.

[11:22] CA: home is vwhere your diamond is.

[11:23] CC: I t)(ink ----Eridan said t)(at to me once. I don't t)(ink I believed it till now.

[11:23] CC: <>

[11:23] CA: <>

[11:23] CA: i neavwe believwed it until novw either.

[11:23] CA: *newver

[11:23] CC: O)(, I just saw t)(at t)(ing on Tumblr!

[11:23] CC: I LOV----E IT!

[11:24] CA: thanks.

[11:25] CC: 38D

[11:25] CA: i dont knovw hovw to make a blushing emoticon wvith my horns.

[11:25] CA: but im blushing

[11:25] CC: )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a!

[11:25] CC: It would be akward t)(oug)(. I can't do it wit)( mine eit)(er.

[11:25] CC: 38//O

[11:25] CC: T)(at looks silly.

[11:27] CA: ``^///^

[11:27] CC: T)(at looks better!

[11:27] CC: It still )(as your scars too!

[11:32] CC: I like t)(at face! 38D

[11:33] CA: fin fin.

[11:33] CC: 38D

[11:34] CA: //:D

[11:34] CC: )(e)(e)(e)(e)(e

[11:35] CA: imma kelp using fish puns for you

[11:35] CA: nobouey can catch me

[11:35] CC: Kelp it up, I love t)(e carp out of t)(em!

[11:36] CA: whale, i muscle admit that theyre diffincult after not using them for awhale

[11:37] CC: Meena)( is a lot betta at t)(em t)(en me!

[11:38] CA: such is life, unfintunatley

[11:38] CA: i got tvwo in one

[11:38] CA: do i vwin?

[11:38] CC: I'll give t)(is round to you.

[11:38] CC: I'll come back stronger t)(en ever t)(oug)(. 38D

[11:38] CA: success

[11:40] CA: ooh, i beliewve it. yet so vwill i.

[11:40] CA: vwe wvill be ewvenly matched, princess.

[11:40] CC: For s)(ore!

[11:40] CA: ugh, good mood— gone

[11:41] CC: Is it Kankri?

[11:44] -- colloquialAnonymity [CA] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[11:44] -- colloquialAnonymity [CA] gave up trolling cuttlefishCorner [CC] at 23:44 --

[11:44] -- colloquialAnonymity [CA] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --

[11:44] -- colloquialAnonymity [CA] began trolling cuttlefishCorner [CC] at 23:44 --

[11:45] CA: sorry fef, my internet vwent out.

[11:45] CC: It does it all t)(e time wit)( me too. Silly )(uman internet.

[11:45] CA: right though?

[11:46] CC: Y----EA)(!

[11:47] CA: fef, i dont knovw hovw to talk to him.

[11:47] CA: i mean i already replied, but he just likes beating me dovwn and berating me.

[11:48] CA: like vwho the fuck says this?

[11:48] CA: Yes, I am sure. Well then. I supp9se I sh9uld 6egin with stating that y9u cann9t just turn tail and ign9re me whenever y9u get upset. Perhaps if things get m9re heated, I w9uld understand, 6ut really. I did n9t 6egin this squa66le and y9ur lack 9f 6ack69ne s9metimes is. 6affling.

[11:48] CC: )(e is being a big glubbing J----ERK!

[11:48] CA: vwhile trying to giwve advwice, nonetheless?

[11:49] CC: If you don't want to talk to )(im t)(at doesn't mean you don't )(ave a backbone.

[11:49] CC: 38(

[11:49] CA: apparently it does though, according to him.

[11:49] CC: )(e doesn't know w)(at )(e's talking about.

[11:49] CC: Your just trying to stay friendly rig)(t?

[11:49] CA: i knovw i fucked up vwith him, but do i really deserwve all this deresion from him?

[11:50] CC: Not reely.

[11:50] CA: im trying to, but he seems to be so condescending vwithout ewven trying and it pisses me off. and then he acts like its my fault that im pissed.

[11:50] CC: I t)(ink your doing just fin.

[11:50] CA: i

[11:50] CA: fef

[11:50] CC: I would stop writing )(im if )(e kelps t)(is up.

[11:50] CA: i vwant to cry.

[11:50] CA: despite neither 9f us 6eing t99 c9ncerned pers9nally a69ut the well6eing 9f the 9ther?

[11:51] CA: i still care about him so much, thats the problem.

[11:51] CC: I would too if it was me and Sollux in t)(e same problem.

[11:51] CA: and he says that

[11:51] CA: obvwiously ne nevwer really cared if he can turn it off that fast.

[11:51] CA: i just

[11:51] CA: fef, after i stop talking ti him, can i come owver?

[11:52] CC: S)(ore, I don't mind at all.

[11:52] CC: Come on over w)(en ever.

[11:52] CA: okay

[11:52] CA: sorry for dumping all this on you

[11:52] CC: Its fin. 38)

[11:53] CA: <>

[11:53] CC: Besides I dumped all t)(at stuff on you before anwave.

[11:53] CC: <>

[adorablebubblescuttlefish-blog]

-- cuttlefishCorner [CC] began trolling telekineticAnnihilation [TA] at 10:27 --

[10:28] CC: I do not t)(ink t)(at we ever finis)(ed t)(at conversation we were )(aving a w)(ile back, Psionic sir.

[10:28] TA: ah, II see you were able to fIInd my username.

[10:28] TA: IIndeed, although my responIIbIIlIItes come before anythIIng else at present.

[10:29] CC: Yes, I understand. Mituna is a very important responsiblity.

[10:29] TA: yes well.

[10:29] TA: where dIId we leave off?

[10:29] TA: you wIIll also need to remIInd me what your fIIrst name IIs.

[10:29] CC: I believe I was trying to say I was sorry for all t)(e )(orrors t)(at my ancestor put you t)(roug)(.

[10:30] CC: Also, I'm Feferi!

[10:30] TA: noted.

[10:30] TA: II would wIIsh to ask you as to why you feel the need to apologIIse on behalf of her?

[10:31] CC: W)(ale, because s)(e can't do it )(erself. T)(e ----Empress I mean. Not t)(at I t)(ink t)(at s)(e would anywave.

[10:31] TA: she IIs more than capable of doIIng IIt herself of course.

[10:31] CC: Meena)( )(as not)(ing to be sorry for.

[10:31] CC: S)(e )(asn't reely done anyfin wrong to you.

[10:32] TA: and nor do you.

[10:32] TA: No, she hasnt although she IIs IIn company wIIth a very damaged decendant of mIIne and II merely questIIon what her IIntentIIons are.

[10:32] CC: I don't t)(ink s)(e wants to )(urt Mituna!

[10:32] TA: as would anyone who was actIIng as a lusus for a troll who IInsIIsts on rather questIIonable relatIIonshIIps.

[10:33] TA: hm, no that has become rather plaIIn to see from my tIIme here. I do not have any quarrel wIIth her at present nor do II IIntend to spark one up.

[10:33] CC: T)(at's GR----EAT!

[10:34] TA: However, II wIIll not be goIIng out of my way to speak to her or even acknowledge her exIIstance should II be able to help IIt.

[10:34] CC: O)(?

[10:35] TA: you seem IIncapable of understandIIng that II do not wIIsh II have any remIInder of her or my tIIme IIn that fuckIIng room eIIther.

[10:35] CC: I understand now.

[10:35] TA: as meenah IIs the personal spIIttIIng IImage of her, I shall not be engagIIng her IIn any way shape or form.

[10:35] TA: you cant understand you are not me.

[10:36] CC: But Meena)( would never try to do anyfin like t)(at.

[10:36] CC: S)(e couldn't even try to do it anywave!

[10:36] TA: regardless my mIInd wIIll not be changed on the matter.

[10:36] CC: Alrig)(t.

[10:37] CC: I just wanted you to know t)(at I will not try to mess anyfin up wit)( you eit)(er.

[10:38] CC: I don't want to cause trouble.

[10:39] TA: you are not IIn any trouble. I wIIll state that II hold you IIn no patIIcular emotIIon or value at present as wIIth most people. So II do not thIInk you wIIll need to worry.

[10:39] CC: O)(, t)(at's good I guess.

[10:39] CC: I'm glad t)(at I'm not worrying you.

[10:39] TA: though II do not thIInk IIts wIIse to persue conversatIIon. I am aware that you are IIn relatIIons wIIth another..yellow blood II am yet to meet although he IIs more than capable of makIIng hIIs own choIIces so II shall leave well enough alone.

[10:40] CC: Yes! Sollux, )(e's alwaves busy t)(at's w)(y you )(aven't met )(im yet.

[10:40] CC: )(e's alwaves working wit)( code and computers.

[10:42] TA: II see.

[10:42] CC: If I can get )(im out of )(is work,

[10:42] CC: I will try and get )(im to message you on tumblr.

[10:44] TA: do what you see fIIt II suppose IIt makes lIIttle dIIfference to me. II assume he wIIll approach me IIf he wIIshes to do so.

[10:44] CC: )(e'll most likely want to say somefin to you.

[10:45] TA: we wIIll see IIf thIIs IIs the case or not.

[10:45] CC: I guess so!

[10:45] TA: I wIIll leave you to IIt II suppose as II have thIIngs II need to attend to.

[10:45] TA: good day.

-- telekineticAnnihilation [TA] gave up trolling cuttlefishCorner [CC] at 10:45 --

[theclaudehuggins]

emoman

-- schlechtMedizin [SM] began pestering cosmicScout [CS] at 18:22 --

[06:22] SM: my nevest audio post is getting popular fast

[06:22] CS: wot

[06:22] CS: woah

[06:22] CS: an' dude

[06:22] SM: i posted it like 2 minutes ago und it has 9 notes

[06:22] CS: i just came up wit' a tan 'a uncomfotible tf2 aus

[06:23] SM: do tell

[06:23] CS: hold on lemme get ''thm

[06:23] CS: ok

[06:23] CS: tf2 au where emoman has two eyes

[06:23] SM: emoman

[06:23] CS: tf2 au where medic has cardinals instead 'a doves

[06:24] CS: tf2 au where heavy ain't fat

[06:24] CS: tf2 au where 'thre is no hats

[06:24] CS: tf2 au where scout plays hockey instead 'a baseball

[06:24] CS: tf2 au where spy doesn't wear a mask

[06:24] CS: tf2 au where engineer uses a hammer

[06:25] CS: tf2 au where pyro shoots water

[06:25] CS: tf2 au where everyone dies like in homestuck

[06:25] SM: emoman

[06:25] CS: i ment emoman

[06:26] CS: *DEMOMAN

[06:26] SM: emoman

[06:26] CS: wow FUCK THIS QUIRK

[06:26] SM: im dying

[06:26] CS: cries

[06:26] SM: he lives a troubled life

[06:26] CS: h8 dis quirk

[06:26] CS: why did i think its a good idea ta make me sond like scout

[06:26] CS: I MENT DEMOMAN FOR GODS SAKES

[06:26] SM: i need to drav zat

[06:27] CS: >:(

[06:27] SM: zat is ze best AU eveGHH

[06:27] CS: its DEMOMAN ok

[06:27] SM: EMOMAN

[06:27] SM: im laughing like a goofball

[06:27] CS: DEMOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NOT EMOMAN MY QUIRK FUCKED IT UP OK

[06:28] SM: you are making zis too easy xDD

[06:28] CS: h8 u

[06:28] SM: u love me

[06:28] CS: i hate doctars

[06:28] SM: u love me

[06:28] CS: no

[06:28] SM: yes

[06:29] CS: no scoutmedic here

[06:29] CS: noooooooope

[brisatmoscrew]

healingTyndall [HT] began pestering spiritualMelancor [SM] at 04:28

HT: ~Hi Mum~

HT: ~I know you can't see any of this...~

HT: ~But, I just wanted to let you know...~

HT: ~I...~

HT: ~I miss you. I know you died when I was little... But I still miss you.~

HT: ~But, Sully says I should stop... that I should move on. It's been almost sixteen years.~

HT: ~But... Bro still misses you too. I know he does.~

HT: ~He's just trying it be brave...~

HT: ~...~

HT: ~So... I spoke to Marcus and Jack again today.~

HT: ~Jack is interesting... he keeps getting me into stupid situations, but I like spending time with him.~

HT: ~I think you would've liked Marcus. He's so happy all the time.~

HT: ~Well... *hugs*~

HT: ~Part of me wonders if you're watching over me, Mum.~

HT: ~If you look down, keep an eye on me.~

HT: ~Would you approve of me?~

HT: ~I have to go now.~

HT: ~Love you Mom.~

healingTyndall ceased pestering spiritualMelancor at 05:00

healingTyndall changed their status to OFFLINE

SM: i do, my little love.

SM: i've never stopped watching over you.

SM: i approve you, dear. why wouldn't i?

SM: i love you too.

[dangertitties]

Talking to friends always cheers me up (Thanks Marissa!)

[09:55] RC: omfg your quirk is like terezi's~

[09:55] RC: i'mpossible to read~

[09:57] AA: zeehee

[09:57] AA: dude I could be sollux's bees

[09:57] RC: OH GOD NO~

[09:57] AA: Zhis is zhe reason zhis quirk exiszs

[09:58] AA: ZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[09:58] RC: omfg~

[09:58] AA: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZH

[09:58] AA: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[09:58] RC: NOOo~

[09:58] AA: I am lizerally rolling on zhe floor screeching like a pzerodaczol

[09:59] AA: zhaz word is so much more readable wizh z's

[09:59] RC: Omfg~

[09:59] RC: i have nothing else to say but omfg~

[09:59] AA: I'm having way zoo much fun righz now and I don'z even care

[09:59] RC: Bahaha~

[10:00] AA: I SHOULD GO ZROLL SOLLUX

[10:00] RC: think about what you just said~

[10:00] RC: JUST THINK ABOUT IT~

[10:00] AA: ZHOUGHZ ABOUZ IZ

[10:00] AA: LOVED IZ

[10:00] AA: BEEEEZ AWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[10:00] RC: Jesus fuck~

[10:00] AA: xD

[10:00] AA: Sorry, zhis is jusz seriously fun

[10:01] RC: anyway, can you believe that we met for 20 seconds at Anime Boston and now we're like bff's~

[10:01] AA: I know righz?

[10:01] AA: Like people zhaz I spenz a long zime zalking zo izs like oh hey we zalked, iz was cool

[10:02] AA: us iz's jusz like AW YEAH BESZ FREAKIN PALS OVER HERE RAISE ZHE HIVE COMING ZHROUGH MAKEWAY

[10:02] AA: I'MA MAGIKARP SPLASH ON ZHE DANCE FLOOR

[10:02] RC: HELLYEAH~

[10:02] RC: NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMERTIME~

[10:02] AA: Hell. Fucking. Yeah!

[10:03] AA: oh word? Zhaz was supposed zo be censored

[10:03] AA: HAMMERZIME...OF ZILLYHOO!

[10:04] RC: AWWWW YISS~

[10:04] AA: MOZHAFUCKIN ZILLYHOO

[10:04] AA: *mozhablarghin

[10:04] AA: I'll fix zhaz lazer

[10:05] RC: ahahahahahahaha that's cute~

[10:05] RC: your inner nigel thornberry is showing~

[10:05] AA: ZHE COLORS OF ZHE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

[10:05] RC: NOT THAT~

[10:05] RC: ANYTHING BUT THAT~

[10:06] AA: Zhe lazesz album from hiz singer Nigel zhornberry, including fan favorizes such as:

[10:06] AA: All I wanna do is Blargh blargh blargh blargh

[10:06] AA: Fresh prince of BLARGHair

[10:06] AA: BLARGHxic

[10:06] RC: NOOOOOOOOOOO THT IS 50 SHADES OF NOT OK~

[10:06] AA: rolling in zhe BLARGH

[10:07] AA: xD

[10:07] RC: NOT ROLLIN IN THE BLARGH~

[10:07] AA: now wizh zhe bonus zrack: Nigel Zhornberry reads 50 shades of BLARGH

[10:07] RC: ANYTHING BUT ROLLIN IN THE BLARGH~

[10:07] AA: Zhis jusz in

[10:07] AA: Nigel has released a special zrack only available on iZunes

[10:08] AA: iz's his hiz new cover of a famous beazles song in which he has zizled iz

[10:08] AA: When I BLARGH her szanding zhere

[10:08] RC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT SAY IT~

[10:08] RC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo~

[10:08] AA: IZS LIKE ZHE RED MILES MARISSA

[10:08] AA: YOU CANZ

[10:08] AA: ESCAPE

[10:08] AA: ZHE BLARGH

[10:09] AA: NO ONE CAN

[10:09] RC: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo~

[10:09] RC: NOT THE MILES~

[10:10] AA: ZHE RED BLARGH

[10:10] RC: THATS EVEN WORSE WTF~

[10:11] AA: NO IZS BEZZER

[10:11] AA: BECAUSE INSZEAD OF SZABBING YOU

[10:11] AA: IZ BLARGHS YOU

[10:12] AA: WHICH IS SLIGHZLY MORE PAINFUL BUZ EVENZUALLY YOU DONZ FEEL A ZHING

[10:12] RC: IMMA GO MAKE SMORES~

[10:13] AA: K