#roommate problems

[the-muppet-joker]

Want to write some Adam x Eve x Vriska fanfiction but my stupid fucking roommate is doing a loud ass possession ritual even though it is 2am

[viralfunplanet-blog]

The Hygiene Red Flag 🚩🧼

We’ve all experienced that moment of pure, unfiltered betrayal. You’re sitting there, the house is quiet, and you hear the distinct flush of the toilet… followed by absolutely nothing. No water running, no soap dispenser clicking, just straight back to the living room. 🤢 It’s the kind of silence that speaks volumes. Suddenly, every door handle, remote control, and shared snack in the house feels like a biohazard. Whether it’s a roommate, a guest, or a literal stranger, the "flush-and-dash" is the ultimate ick. We're in 2026, people—wash your hands like your reputation depends on it (because it does). 🧼✨🧴

Reblog if you’ve ever given someone this exact side-eye and follow for more relatable lifestyle moods.

[bokettochild]

I love my sister/roommate, but oh my freaking goodness! She makes me mad sometimes!

She went on vacation this last week, yeah? Wednesday morning, she's gone, won't be back until Saturday night

She made oatmeal and eggs before leaving, and left the dishes sitting out, KNOWING she wouldn't be back for four days (AKA, I have to wash them or deal with the smell). She also left the sink full, and a huge pile of stuff in the living room that she wanted to get rid of (no, apparently she couldn't store that in her room until she could have it taken away)

When she's gone? I clean the house. I washed all the dishes and kept up with them (easy to do when it's just my dishes, not with her randomly leaving hers in the sink for days on end), I scrubbed the bathroom, I ran the communal laundry (towels, wash rags, bath mats, ect.) and cleaned the stove and countertops, while also doing meal prep and, yes, cleaning up after that too.

For four glorious days, my house is clean.

And then she comes back. Sunday morning a leave for church, with a writing session planned after in a coffee shop. I come home at 6 pm.

She's piled half of her possessions all over the living room, there's seaweed on the bathroom counter and sand in the bathtub, the sink is already full. AND SHE LEAVES IT THAT WAY!

I did the dishes last night, before bed. There's more this morning. I moved some of her stuff out to my car to be dropped at the thrift shop, but there's still a massive pile in the middle of the living room. i'm not allowed to touch or move the seaweed, there's also a jar of sand sitting on my table (I bought all the furniture, so yes it's MY table)

Like, I had all of four days, and it wasn't much, but my gosh it feels cruel to let me have that just to spit on it the second you can and make a disaster out of the shared living spaces in less that 24 hours! And the worst part? Her room is pristine now. She was showing it off like "isn't it so clean?" meanwhile she's just left her old stuff all over the rest of the place for me to eventually take care of, or our mom, at some undecided time in the future. Like, she couldn't even just keep it in her room until someone could give her some car space? No! She had to leave it where I can see it and will, ultimately, have to take care of it because she knows it bugs me to have messes lying around

I HAD FOUR DAYS! It's over far too soon and I kinda wish she'd stayed away longer now, if only so I could avoid the mess (again, I love her, and I missed her, but gosh danggit I didn't miss the mess!)

[mallowmeltmiasma]

how do i politely and respectfully tell someone “hey you don’t live here yet can you please not make food in our microwave? it’s only it’s the worst thing i’ve ever smelled in my life and makes me want to vomit all over you and your perfect hair”

cause i don’t think that what i just said is the way to do it

[bunslavehposts]

Next time you'll listen to her.

or...you know...

maybe not...?

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

The castle has recently allowed in some nobles kid. Normally I don’t mind visiting nobles, sometimes they are even fun to tease and rail. But this one has with out fail woken me up every single day. Not with the noises of of sex, nor a polite request for aid, nor even with the horn of a new quest being initiated. But with his heavy goddamned footsteps, slamming and chamber doors, and even yelling at plays going on. He has been here since the beginning and has lost his claim and invite to be here, and gets more inconsiderate every day. What is a knight supposed to do when they can’t stab their problems away?

[xxdweebishboyxx]

Did you guys know I’m actually normal?

Yeah, everything I said on here was

Um

Ermm

Not me.

Sorry you had to find out this way :/

[xordxord]

me in the roommate groupchat: guys i bound myself in salt and iron and flame and green juniper and now i can't break the boundary <\3 can anyone come help me

guy nicknamed 'stupid chud roommate who i hate': again? im running out of fire extinguishers.