#petalsnake

[the-melancholy-heart]

So when I was bored in a lecture last year I came up with a marauders ship (or at least came up with this specific version of it) which was Lucius Malfoy and Petunia Evans. Despite the fact I’m not in the marauders fandom anymore, I think the potential story between two characters with a similar backstory is veryyyyy interesting.

Also even though I don’t have my Lucius x Petunia account anymore I’m still willing to talk about them/ my ideas around them on here if anybody was interested. I also have a few one shots in my drafts of them 😭 I’m just intrigued by the idea of the sister always on the outside of this magical war getting tangled up in it but on the wrong side

[vulcajes-archive]

Draco and Dudley would make Harry’s life hell as step siblings

Yes they would! It would be genuinely the worst thing to ever happen to a living being! Good thing that petalsnake is best (and only) enjoyed as completely tragic and ending before it could fully begin!

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

I see you reblogged my friend's petalsnake yapping. Care to give your input on the ship?

okay i havent. developed many thoughts on it yet.

i dont see either petunia or lucius cheating on their partners, so like pre-marriage. idk how they'd meet or let togetherrrr. maybe sirius brings lily as a date to one of the pureblood events to piss his parents off andd umm xeno (if xeno malfoy) wants to hear all abt petunia + he's pushy so he sends her letters like "why dont u talk to ur sister shes cool :// im jealous of my brother too it's fine ://" & petunia writes back w an address &time and xeno stupidly goes there and gets his punched. lucius finds out and hes like omg 😭 u got ur ass beat by a muggle girl 😭😭 & hes like ill go n avenge u loser

and then they meet and lucius is like "stand back hag 😸" and petunia slaps him lucius is like wairrr okg whys that so hot 😭😭 (hes kinky)

then like secret hook ups for soo long. petunia gets engaged to vernon and she comes to lucius to tell him to "not contact her again" but they fuck sooo good. then lucius gets engaged and HE comes to petunia to tell her to "not contact him again" and they fuck SO good. then petunia gets pregnant and she's so scared its lucius' she breaks up w him.

secret affair + mutual resentment + petunia's inferiority complex + lucius' superiority complex + infidelity + forbidden love but neither of them will even admit theyre in love + hot sex = petalsnake ?

[chemicalwildflowers]

petalsnake moodboard because @twogolddoubloons89 ‘s drabble got me hooked

[space-girliee]

Dedicated to the lovely @the-fuck-did-u-say since they are the one that got me into this ship

[the-fuck-did-u-say]

Narcissa and Draco being confused by the petunias Lucius planted alongside his narcissuses.

[vulcajes-archive]

Different marauders era ships as Shakespearean lovers ✨️

Jily — Beatrice & Benedick

Wolfstar — Hamlet & Horatio

Rosekiller — Bianca & Cassio

Xenodora — Ferdinand & Miranda

Nobleflower — Troilus & Cressida

Marylene — Hero & Claudio

Petalsnake — Iago & Emilia

Dorlene — Viola & Orsino

Lucissa — Antony & Cleopatra

Petemary — Othello & Desdemona

Lilylene — Sebastian & Olivia

Tedromeda — Romeo & Juliet

Prongsfoot — Mercutio & Benvolio

Roadkill — Macbeth & Lady Macbeth

Siriline — Hamlet & Ophelia

If you have any more ships you're curious about feel free to ask <3

[chemicalwildflowers]

Fic idea!

Narlily and lutunia no voldy au that’s mostly about how the Evans sisters are so different and want to be nothing like each other but they are both doing what they swore the would never do, ie cheat on their husbands, and narcissa and lucius are besties ofc and this is all very angsty of course but it also reunites the sisters