#peter is 17

[babybluustarker]

Peter after being shot: Hit or miss... I guess they never miss, huh?

Cap: Please for the love of everything shoot him again.

Tony: GASP how dare you say that about my baby??????

Peter: YeAh. HoW dArE yOu SaY tHaT aBoUt Me StEvEn. tHiS iS wHy MoM dOeSn'T fUcKiNg LoVe YoU.

Cap: actually shoot me instead so I never have to hear that again.

[aoifelaufeyson]

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I did the thing! this is in response to a prompt shared with me by @peterparkerisaslut:

“I love reading about Tony getting Peter pregnant due to Peter's spider physiology but what about Peter's spider physiology altering Tony's to allow him to get pregnant and everyone is trying to figure out how a normal human male is pregnant well not everyone May knows the truth and shes excited to be a grandmother“

I hope the original prompter enjoys it; I intend to continue it, eventually!

[lilnasxvevo]

i was gonna ask if they’re gonna put into place a minimum age for joining the avengers bc i was wondering if shuri was gonna be an avenger but i want her to be safe because she’s so young

but then i remembered that anthony stark was 100% ready to let a 15 year old become an avenger so whatever there are no rules i guess!

[babybluustarker]

Peter: wHy CaN't DiNoSaUrS cLaP??

Ned: because their arms are too sh--

Mj: because they are dead.

Peter: ThAt'S sO sAd, KaReN pLaY dEsPaCiTo