To kick off this blog let’s bring in some memes
MJ: People often look at me and Poppy and think that I’m the top
MJ: But they haven’t seen Poppy lift her shirt to wipe her face and show off her abs
J.J: You know what’s a really nifty letter? J
J.J: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE-
Normie: Hey y’all Poppy’s in trouble rn so keep her in your prayers
Betty: Is she okay?! Who’s attacking her?!
Normie: BITCH DIDNT WASH THE DISHES EVEN THOUGH ITS H E R W E E K
Peter: You haven’t been in your room for five months what are you doing here
Poppy: I forgot to do the dishes
Peter: Stay as long as you like but I’m not getting you food
Poppy, while sobbing: Well today was a great day. Can’t wait for tomorrow
All of Poppy’s villains: 13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world! They’ll insult you but in an ACCURATE way! Like I would be minding my own business causing mayhem when all the sudden I hear
Poppy: Hahaha! Hahaha! Look at that villain they got no actual lair and have to rely on abandon warehouses!
Villains: And I’m like “NO THAT’S WHAT IM SENSITIVE ABOUT!!”
Normie: Poppy you can’t talk we live in a crap apartment and steal failed experiments from Oscorps
Poppy: But at least my laptop looks sick
Poppy, sliding up to Normie: Want a frog
Poppy: I snuck in like ten frogs and have been handing them out to people. I got four left want one
Normie: Fuck yeah I want a frog
Poppy: Why did I become a vigilante?
Poppy: Something bad really happened to me
Poppy: So I decided to get bigger badder things to happen to me so I would forget about that one!
Normie: WHY WONT YOU JUST GO TO THERAPY?!
Poppy: I WILL WHEN YOU DO!!
You can swap any of the Widow’s Web in and it will still work
Flash, on the internet: I ain’t afraid of nobody!
Betty: Your name is Eugene “Flash” Thompson you go to Mission Academy you live on 486 Boluvard in Manhattan....
Flash: WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE TAKE THAT DOWN
Flash: Okay cool I respect your sexuality
MJ, pulling out Poppy: This is my girlfriend
Flash: I said I respect your sexuality not your type
Venom: Face it Widow! There is nothing you can do! You’re DOOMED!
Widow: I’ll call your daughter
Betty, spraying Venom: Bad dad! I’ll tell mom you’re being mean to my friends!
Some rich dude: So when will you two get married
Normie and Poppy: *interally, eternally, screaming*
Normie: Hand me your hairdryer!
Normie: Don’t you guys carry hairdryers in your purses?
MJ: Have you ever met a human woman
Normie, calling Poppy: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?
Poppy: Of course! I’m not an animal
Norman: I want my grandson to grow up around the FINEST people so he won’t turn out a waste like his father!
Normie: This is my best friend Poppy
Norman: Okay I’ll make an exception for her because she looks Very Polite
(He later found out he was very wrong)
Normie: We’re in the tabloids again
Poppy: Was I caught sucking your dick?
Normie: No, Jessie Hathaway was, and you’re apperently upset over it
Poppy: Yeah I am! Why would you choose Jessie Hathaway over me!
Poppy: Okay you’re going to need to make a vid explaining why you’re on Widow’s side all of the sudden
Also J.J: WIDOW SAVED MY LIFE AND MADE OUT WITH ME (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
Normie: You forgot J.J is a shitposter
Poppy, who is Very Tired: I forgot J.J is a shitposter
Poppy: Looks like she could kill you but is a cinnamon roll
J.J: Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll
Betty: Looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you
MJ: Looks like she could kill you and could kill you
Normie: perfect cinnamon roll, too pure for this world
