When neckbeards try to flex on you with their comic knowledge... just because I was wearing my favorite F/ash shirt, too... Like bro, don’t start this convo with me.I just wanted to get my groceries and go, not debate with you while there was a customer behind me. :l
Him: Who’s the F/ash on your shirt?
Me: B*rry Allen.
Him: Good, good... What about his wife’s name?
Me: ...Iris W*st...
Him: What about the second F/ash? Her brother?
Me: ...Rudolph West is her brother... W*lly West is her nephew; he is the second F/ash.
Him: Yeah, but... in the show... Okay, what about the FIRST F/ash?
Me: Jay Garrick.
Him: smugly, He’s the F/ash of Earth 2.
Me: ...yeah, but technically he’s still the first F/ash.
Him: Ok, what about the yellow guy? He’s the first F/ash. The bad version.
Me: E*bard Thawne? He’s a villain. B*rry’s arch-nemesis, tbh. The Reverse F/ash.
Him: Yeah...
Me: W*lly’s main villain is H*nter Zoloman.
Him: ...yeah, I started watching the show and am more familiar with older comics. Y’know.
Me: thinking to myself Sure you are.