#pfffff-

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

top 5 characters that make you go "AW SCRIMBLO 🥺🥺"

This is a tough one because a lot changes over time 😭✨ But lemme try!

SpongeBob SquarePants (mostly the first few seasons): He can be such a sweet, hopeful, and optimistic little guy 🥺

Luigi:

What's not to like?! 😭🙏

Bumblebee: Always loved this alien robot car dude ever since I was little!! He's just so precious and cool qwq

Wamuu: He makes me want to keep working out!! He's just the cutiest patootie 😭✨ the hugest biggest large beefy man I love so much

Vanilla Ice: You all saw this coming from a mile away- I gotta put a leash on him and make sure he doesn't bite anyone....

Alsoooooooo

HE BECOMES THE BABIEST NABY BY ALESSI IN HFTF

*affectionately squeezes him like a squeaky toy then throws him up against the wall so he clings to it*

[veersnz]

Ain't no way this wasn't done by one of us-

(Will biting his nose transform him into a snzfucker ?)

(Snzblr's official fairytale 🤭)

[helloitsvehere]

Ryan: *jazz music* Shane: A message from... The diplococcus. Ryan:*jazz music stops

[perfectackeracy]

I realized that Historia never felt anything romantic towards Ymir and I think that was clear in Chapter 70 is to say Eren told a little thing and the lady blushes and that never got it Ymir go why the mangakas They like to leave the lesbians in the friendzone? But being frank nothing cost him to make Historia blush for Ymir at least once until Sasha blushed for Ymir but not Historia what do you think? Although it is strange that Isayama has not denied the Yumikuri I suppose it is queerbaiting

If there’s one thing Erekuri shippers absolutely need to refrain themselves from doing is throwing around “queerbaiting” and thinking Eren ever had any remotely romantic interest in Historia.

This is just as ridiculous as claiming Levi ever had a romantic interest in Petra because she was a cute subordinate.

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Tippy: You better shut up or else I'll grate cheese on those abs of yours

Vanilla: ......... is that a threat or your attempt at flirting

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

AU where the SPQR on Camp Jupiter T-shirts has this S design

Same goes for the tattoo on their arms.

[asksunnyandmoonyfnafsb]

okay cool *hands the mod a worm* he doesn't hiss because he has autism

((Mod: this is not a cobra but yay anyways!

[spacebagfullofstars]

And today's Chaotic Award number 456 goes to...

When sparkling grape juice hits too hard