#pfftt...

[laito---sakamaki]

You and your s/o were walking in a park when a older woman walked up and said this to your s/o;

Woman: Miss, what are you wearing. That skirt is not appropriate for a public place. Any child could easily see up that skirt young lady.

She then turned to you and said

Woman: And you sir need to control your daughter. She shouldn't be wearing things like that out here where there are children.

Daughter...?

Old lady, you are mistaking somewhere....

This young lady of yours nags me to make daughter every now and then......

[fishyandclintbarton]

Yeah ppl recover. Ever spoke to someone who recovered to find out WHAT they went THROUGH until they recover? My daughters, my elderly parents, and I likely WILL NOT recover. My girls and I have lung issues and my folks have health issues. No quick death either. It's a horrible way to die, not just for the pain but because you'll die isolated from everyone. Just because YOUR health means YOU'll recover doesn't mean play it down. Being supervigilant is not for YOU. It's so YOU don't infect US.

Bitch, i have multiple chronic conditions: lung disease, arthritis, fibromyalgia to name but a few, so don't be all up in my inbox with your bullshit. I am more at risk than most people, but what i'm not doing is being a dick and panic buying toilet roll. I'm just making sure to wash my hands and keeping my bodily fluids to myself. Y'know, like people should anyway.

But sure, go off Karen...

[r-u-ffs-blog]

caz it's 6:38 am I've been awake since 4:45.......I wake up 04:45 am everyday:D

*eye twitch*

[h-i--s-a]

X

[kid-from-brooklyn]

Duuuuuude. I mean, do you go for guys and girls, just girls, or just guys? As in, romantically? Sexually? Relationship-ally?

I wouldn't say I actively seek out a relationship. If anything I cherish the friendships more than I do dating.

Even if Tony is rather persistent on taking me out...

[officialkikisdeliveryservice]

Mother, Why did you have to be born so perceptive?

Mom: Are you okay?

Me: I'm fine. Why?

Mom: Oh. because you look so sad lately.

Me: -chuckles awkwardly- no. no. I'm good.

Mom: Oh. Well you look like you're in love. Like you're always thinking of someone.

Me: Haha! No. I'm fine, mom. (oh gosh. I'm pathetic. I need to get my shit together)

[cinoches]

call 1-800-50 million though..

[cinoches]

remember cham's tantrum on international duty...