#pfth

[eyesofcuriosity]

How pure are you?

"Hey I know I'm not completely pure but come on why the hesitation...?"

[grumpyfr0gs]

“put me on the train for old london town,

take me anywhere; drop me anywhere, 

liverpool, leeds, or birmingham,

but i don’t care.”

[credits to @faeflowr for this gorgeous beauty, i just tweaked her a bit.]

[thehandsomestwizard]

Hello, Dark Schneider!

I apologize if I am becoming excessive with these asks; you're just so exceptionally cool and handsome! Anyways, is there any action that you you regret? also, if you were to get $2,000, would you sleep with Gara?

"Nah its fine little fan I dont mind being worshiped or bothered with silly questions from time to time. I am glad that you clearly have such good taste ~" he gives a smug smirk fully aware of who and what he was.

"As for regrets? Bah, I aint got no time for that shit, why would I linger in past when I can move forward and create something better out of something that might have given me setbacks! The Gara part though.....echhh why would I sleep with a gorilla?? Put that pocket money away that dirty fantasy aint going to happen anytime soon "

[thehandsomestwizard]

Bitch.

(Blindfold meme)

"No you are a bitch, why dont you call me that when my eyes aint blindfolded~? "

[redlips-blooddrops-deux]

what you're lacking

Lilith is lacking 1) a boyfriend 2) a guardian deity 3) french fries.

"Oh please I dont need a guardian deity, the other two I can easily obtain~"

[bastardsunlight]

Rayden what is your relationship with Shang Tsung?

He snickers, closing his eyes and shaking his head. “We are... exes.”

Warring exes. 

[gallons-of--the-stuff]

I ate roast lamb for the first time in like i wanna say a year and my body is behaving like a starving victorian child who has never known such richness.

What i’m trying to say is that i’ve been feeling extremely unwell for like 3 days now and i don’t think i’m cut out for roast meat anymore

[crees54]

Meet me in the hall. #magickingdom #waltdisneyworld #pfth #princessfairytallhale