john egbert: [so much as breathes]
CG:
seen from China
seen from China

seen from Netherlands
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from Jordan

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
seen from Venezuela
seen from Ireland
seen from United States
seen from France

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
john egbert: [so much as breathes]
CG:
only in homestuck would you have jack noir be compared to crash bandicoot
wait i got you john, my massive photoshop skillz will give a filthy wifebeater
okay “skillz” is a stretch
kinda just looks like sports wear and john has boobs but ya friend here tried her best
john i stg if its con air-
what would happen if i just
dont click it?
look at her <333 so cute <3333
out of context, john and CG sound like a villain and superhero having a discussion before the villain reveals their plans/monologues and that lowkey fuels me
so this jack is basically humanphobic, i see, i see
could have been so much easier to have an ally BUT OKAY JACK GO OFF THIS SESSION