I stayed up till fucking 4AM TO READ L'Histoire Française AND IT AMAZING I’m done I’m done with life I’m done with everything now I know that fic exists
Because ky is v busy at the moment, I decided to make a masterpost of her phanfics to save her the effort! (Also I’m a massive fan of her writing, Ky trash number one if you will). If you haven’t checked out her works yet, they’re amazing and well worth the read! Without further ado:
Key:
angst: @
fluff: ~
smut: *
kinks: &
trigger warning: !
ONESHOTS:
A Bit Much * - 1.7k
“I’ll teach you. Do you want to see all of me?” Phil teases, smiling when Dan nods frantically. “Okay, Bear, you can take my boxers off if you want. Come on.”
With shaky hands, Dan slowly pulls off Phil’s boxers, slowly revealing the sight that he’s been anticipating this whole night.
“Holy fuck,” Dan gasps as he successfully removes the undergarment.
Alone* - 1k
Phil hasn’t gotten off in so long. He was actually starting to lose his mind because he was never left by himself to properly wank. So when Dan was assigned to present a gaming documentary and he was to travel around Europe, Phil couldn’t help but be a little excited to have Dan finally out.
And now, here Phil was sitting on his bed looking at something he never thought he was going to use for as long as he lived.
Anything For You, Baby *&! - 2k
When Phil met Dan, he looked so innocent. Phil wanted to be the one to ruin Dan’s innocence, make him his. And that’s exactly what he did.
Big Mistake ~*& - 2k
“Aw, did someone actually take the Viagra this morning?” Dan jokes, still stroking Phil through his pajama pants. Phil’s eyes widen as he pieces together the puzzle. The not paying attention to the label, the weird tasting vitamins, the sudden change in his body chemistry. Phil had taken Viagra instead of his vitamins.
Black and Blue or Gold and White ~ - 0.9k
“Guys please help me - is this dress white or gold, or blue and black? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking the fuck out.”
Broken @~ - 1k
“…And I don’t know, I just want someone to be with. Feel what I’m feeling, you know?” Dan’s voice echoes in Phil’s head, but he can’t hear anything else. Of course, that’s what Dan wants. That’s what any other normal person would want. But Phil wasn’t normal.
Dan Loves ~ - 0.8k
Dan was in love.
Definitely Cherry * - 1.7k
“I found your dildo, okay?” Dan blurts out. His hand quickly covers his mouth with the hand that wasn’t holding his pizza. It was Phil’s turn to blush, feeling all the heat rush to his cheeks and a little to his pants. Phil decided to play it off cool.
Distraction @* - 1.2k
The irony of how Dan was the one drowning in his thoughts, but being the cause of why Phil is drowning in his.
How Considerate ~* - 2k
Phil gulps as Dan guides him to the sofa. Dan sits Phil down and climbs onto his lap.
If We Took A Holiday ~ - 3.5k
The sound of his mum’s voice was coming from downstairs, making Dan tear his eyes away from the suitcase. They’ve been planning this holiday for about a month now and he hasn’t found it in his to be excited about it.
I Didn’t Mean To ~* - 1k
“Hey Dad, Pa, can I- OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” Jason shrieks, quickly bringing his hands to cover his eyes and shut the door right away.
I Don’t Care @* - 2.6k
Dan walks out of the room and comes back with his phone, “I want you back, okay?”
Makin’ Love in the Kitchen ~* - 1.7k
Unfortunately, Dan woke up the next morning with no memory of the kiss. Phil decided to keep it to himself and not bring it up again. He was sure Dan didn’t like him that way, even if he might show some kind of affection every now and then.
More Wit, A Better Kiss * - 2.2k
When Dan wakes up, he’s not in Phil’s bedroom. When Dan wakes up, he has no fucking idea where he is. He looks around the room, rubbing his eyes before squinting them, trying to make sense of the atmosphere around him. He didn’t recognise the duvet or the giant piano on the other side of the room. A sinking feeling started to appear in his chest.
Patience *& - 1.9k
“Dan, I swear to go-”
“I’ll do it if daddy asks nicely.”
“Fuck.”
Phil @ - 0.5k
Most days, Phil is okay. He would smile, he would make mistakes, he would be happy with his life. He would believe life can’t stop him. He is unstoppable. On other days, very rare days, Phil gives up.
Quiet ~* - 1.4k
Once they were sure Martyn was in bed, Phil was on top of Dan, grinding their lengths together while their lips connected in a sloppy, uncontrolled kiss. Dan held onto Phil’s hips, bringing him closer than physically possible, pressing their bodies together.
Raw Footage * - 1.2k
With shaky hands, the camera turns on, revealing a very naked Phil sitting on the bed. His legs are crossed in front of him, his hands in his lap, hiding his leaking cock from the camera. Dan’s voice was low and sinful. He chuckles darkly and zooms in on Phil.
Right There * - 1.9k
“No, I saw this one thing and I really wanted to try it…” Phil trails off, studying Dan’s face to see if he was opposed to the idea. Dan’s face changes into a smirk and he straddles Phil’s lap.
Shorts *& - 1.5k (my personal favourite)
Dan has seen Phil in shorts countless amount of times. Really, he has. And for the most part, it didn’t really affect him in any way. He’s seen Phil in boxers, hell, he’s seen Phil naked and hard, so why the hell is it starting to get to him now?
Something New *& - 2k
Lip Freak: The Strongest BUZZING Lip Balm In the Whole World.
Dan must’ve been standing there for five minutes, fixated on that seemingly innocent product. Before he could convince himself to not buy it, it was swept into his shopping cart and on the checkout counter.
I’m going to do this, Dan thought to himself as he watches the cashier scan his items, cracking his fingers absentmindedly.
Stone @~* - 2.2k
“Hey! Wait!” the voice speaks back to him. Dan’s eyes catch his shadow, his ears and tails prominent. Why wasn’t that person screaming at him, or calling him names? Why did this person want to talk to him?
Dan stops in his tracks and turns around. He’s met with a man about as tall as him, eyes blue and soft. It reminds Dan of how he feels when he submerges himself in the bath: refreshing and clean. He was quite beautiful in Dan’s opinion, but that didn’t stop him from being scared of him.
This One’s For You ~* - 1.4k
“Well, if you insist,” smile playing along Dan’s lips as he cranes his neck up slightly. Phil bends his head down slightly in response, connecting their lips lazily. They stay like that for a bit, tongues brushing against each other’s softly, no sense of urgency in their movements. Phil starts to feel hot and shifts slightly before attempting to deepen the kiss. Dan is the first one to pull away, his eyes half lidded.
Those Damn Glasses @* - 3k
Dan arches his back as shocks of pleasure course through his bones, his legs wrapped around a body on top of him as he feels delicious friction in his lower regions. He hears panting from the person above him, hot breath ghosting over his neck. Dan tries to focus his vision, trying to find a face to the body.
Too Long * - 1.1k
It has been too long, too fucking long, since Dan has done something. With the book, and the traveling, and the constantly hanging out with a hot flatmate, sexual urges build up and it has been too long since Dan has done something about it.
Until now.
What You’re Missing @* - 3.1k
When he approaches the bedroom, he finds Dan curled up on the very edge of the bed. He rolls his eyes and sits in front of where Dan is facing.
You Tried ~ - 1.1k
It was hard to register that he was standing there right in front of him. The AmazingPhil. Actual AmazingPhil was standing right in front of him. Dan didn’t know what to do. He shyly looked up at Phil through his brown fringe, arms crossed over his chest.
You’re My Best Friend @~* - 1.8k
Phil always wanted a best friend, but he was so strange, no one actually gave the time to tolerate him, which was kind of weird because they were 5 years old and were they really that narrow-minded? But all of that changed after Dan came into his life.
19 October ~* - 1.2k
He sits there and thinks of the times they had together. The happy ones, the non-happy ones, and the ones in between. He thinks about how if he didn’t stumble across Phil’s videos on that one special day, he wouldn’t be here today. He wouldn’t be here with a book written, or a SIM card, or over 9 million subscribers combined with Phil’s. He wouldn’t be doing what he loved for a living. He wouldn’t be Dan.
25 ~* - 1.7k
Dan’s birthday in Vegas starts off with him waking up to 25 kisses all over his face. His vision was still blurry as he was still waking up, but Phil’s soft lips pressing against his face made him smile and hum contentedly.
SONGFICS:
Friends - Ed Sheeran @~ - 1.4k
Their relationship was never platonic.
Hold Me Down - Halsey @* - 1.8k
Dan knows he should’ve kept his mouth shut, otherwise he wouldn’t be in the mess. He doesn’t even remember much about anything. Just that he was in a room that wasn’t his home, laying on sinfully red velvet cushions. What the fuck happened to bring him here?
You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift @~ - 2.1k
Dan sees Phil from the house across him. He’s yelling into his phone yet again. Dan guesses it’s probably Phil’s girlfriend that he’s had for almost a year now. Dan and Phil were best friends, there for each other since Year 1.
DRABBLES:
Being Dan @ - 0.4k
Being Dan is hard and sometimes, Dan doesn’t want to be Dan anymore
Congrats ~* - 0.9k
“I actually think I might cry, Phil, oh my god. 5,000,000 subscribers. No, fuck it, I’m crying,” Dan lets a tear slip from his eyes, prompting his boyfriend to hug him from behind. Phil plants a kiss on Dan’s cheek, tasting the slightly salty tear on his lips.
Midnight * - 0.6k
Phil’s face is red and he is panting like a dog, but at this point, he doesn’t care. He doesn’t care that the bed is creaking every time he pushes his hips up to meet the warm, wet mouth that was encasing his cock. He doesn’t care about how rough his grip is on Dan’s hair as he tries to slowly force his dick further into his mouth. He doesn’t care about anything at the moment because right now, he was getting the best blowjob in his life and he could care less about anything else.
One Second @ - 0.6k
“Phil was his light. Phil was his sunshine. But his sunshine wasn’t there. His sunshine was gone.”
Rimmed * - 0.3k
Dan was on his stomach, trying to control his breathing as Phil peppers kisses down his back. He grinds his hips slowly into the mattress, mewling at the friction. Phil makes his way to his bum, taking the skin between his teeth and bites softly. Dan groans, his fingers gripping the duvet.
Shower * - 0.5k
Dan strips off his clothes and turns on the shower, reaching his hand out to feel the temperature of the water. When he decides it’s warm enough, he steps in, visibly relaxing as the water hits his back in a gentle massage. He closes his eyes, his head falling back as water drips down his face. He hears the door unlock and opens his eyes, smiling when Phil steps in. He watches as Phil take off the shirt, smiling when Phil catches his eye.
Tired @ - 0.5k
Phil was tired of being Phil, and he makes the decision to start a new chapter in his life.
Tour Thoughts ~* - 0.8k
Dan and Phil can’t sleep one night while on tour, so they occupy themselves with blowjobs and dirty talk
Vanilla * - 0.8k
it’s a vanilla kind of night in dan and Phil's flat
MULTI-PART
Apples and Desks | Teachers and Memories ~*&
Teacher!AU
Danisafuckingtease | Amazingedged ~*&
Smut ;)
Thanks for the Memories @*
2009 x 2015 crossover where 2009!Dan and 2015!Dan switch places
We Keep This Love in a Photograph | part 2 ~
Phil is a photographer and single dad Dan likes to flirt with him during his children’s photo shoots
CHAPTERED
In Another Life (WIP) *
a chaptered fic made up of a series of smutty oneshots taking place in the pastel!dan and punk!phil alternate universe
The Bad List (WIP) @~
Angel!Phil AU
PBB
I Used to Obsess Over Living, Now I Only Obsess Over You @*
Dan loves Phil, or at least the Phil that is put out on the internet. But this isn’t enough for Dan. He wants to know more and more about Phil. Stalker!Dan AU where he kidnaps Phil and tries to get him to love him… and eventually, he does.
You Stole | Part 2 @*
Sugardaddy!AU where uni student!Dan needs to find a way to pay off his student loans and it just so happens that a rich, successful and unhappily married Phil picks up his flyer. Will Phil be able to leave behind the life he’d spent years building for a chance at happiness?
CRACK
A Beautiful Surprise - 0.4k
Phil was totally hungry (a/n: #relatable phil lolzor oops sorry i’ll continue) and all he wanted was yummy, yummy desert. The walking six foot stick with black hair skipped to the kitchen and found a beautiful, chocolate cake in the fridge. Looking at the sweet food, Philip licked his lips, much like a dog with a very long tongue, and proceeded to take the said food out of the cold box of food storage.
OTHER
A Scary Story - <100 words
Dan couldn’t stop running. He knows it’s behind him and he knows it’s not going to leave him alone.
Mainly bc I need something to do this summer before school starts I'm bombarded with creative writing and geometry/bio assignments, but yeah! It's mymixtapeisnotonfire.tumblr.com and I'd like if you guys could send in prompts and stuff ty ty
Can you recommend some good phan smut fics please? ^.^
Sure! here are a few that i’ve read recently and also some of my personal favorites. There are some that have been posted both here and other websites. (sorry if i put the same story twice, and sorry if you need to create an account to read some of them, which i suggest you do. also some are a bit angsty)
Let’s Have Sex (x)
Never Better (x)
Thanksgiving Delight (x)
Bliss (x)
School Whore (x)
Late Night Skype Convos (x) (kind of smut but kind of not)
Phan: sexy times at school (x)
Frustration (x)
Happy Halloween (x)
Babysitting, Lessons, and Love (x)
News Tie (x)
Ready to Forgive (x)
Phan: Party smut (x)
Kitty and the Butt Plugs (x)
Breakfast in Bed (x)
Getting Down (x)
Camp Gay (x) (this is a series and has smut in a chapter I think. sorry that i can’t exactly remember)
Video Satisfaction (x)
Science Can Be Fun (x)
It’s Only Eight Years (x)
A Bet, Drugs, and Sex (x)
Nothing (x)
Traumatized (x) (this one is angst)
Through the Cracked Door (x)
Teach Me? (x)
Sexy Bath Time (x)
Birthday Cake (x)
Surprise! (x) (this is a fantastic foursome smut fic)
Mal-Teaser (x)
Final Cut (x)
Handcuffs and Riding Crops (x)
Bananas and the Way They Drive Dan Mad (x)
Hottest Day ever (x)
One Million (x)
Then Call Me a Sinner (x)
Bonding (x) (i suggest you guys read all of the parts)
I also recommend reading Xavier’s smut fics as they are amazing (x)
and there is obviously Mermaidstailonmyface (x)
There are many many more smut fics out there and I would have added more but I didn’t want this to be too long, which it is and sorry if I spam anybody’s dashboards with this. Also, there is a tumblr blog, Phanssmut, which I recommend you check out because it has a lot of smut fics (x) if some of the links don’t work please tell me and i’ll try to fix it. (sorry if i suck at recommending fics)
