#phannie-elvis

[hardlaunchrichard]

Phwoah dads, hello and welcome to the phamily, phummina phummina! It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance *sexy end screen dance*

- @phannie-elvis

[sister-daniels-confession-booth]

sister daniel,

please forgive me for i have sinned. i forgot elvis was a real person and thought that phannie elvis had found a way to make rock and roll records…

i work in a record shop and was pricing some elvis records and was really confused for a couple seconds.

i fear i may be haunted by the ghost of elvii’s past.

🤣🧡

I’m so sorry anon, this is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

You’re forgiven obviously.

But I do request you tell someone something completely unhinged while they’re checking out an Elvis record, please. Like “I follow Elvis on Tumblr”

[date-pheverything]

Phwoah dads, has no one said the Dan vs. Phil board yet?

- @phannie-elvis

thank you!