#phantomavenger

[swingsetindecember]

phantomavenger replied to your post “Can’t begin to tell you how cowardly and pathetic... “If anon doesn't like your content literally nothing is keeping them here and they can gtfo????????????? Why are they like this???????”

people who follow me should know i don’t abide terfs. they can get the fuck off my blog

[imaginesteverogerss]

Steve and Bucky get those best friend collars for their dog. Bucky swears it was Steve's idea and that he doesn't even like the dog. The team knows better, Bucky hasn't taken his off his wrist since they got them.

It’s hard to see Honey’s friendship collar, so mostly when people see Bucky’s bracelet they think he’s wearing it for Steve, the red and white stripes, the blue field with white stars.

He doesn’t think he minds, until --

“Why would someone kidnap a dog?” he snaps, chasing after the fuck who’s got Honey in an enormous cage on the back of his motorcycle. Bucky vaults a cab; Steve somersaults out of the way.

“I don’t know, Buck,” Steve replies. “Sam, you in the air yet?”

“Just -- now,” Sam says into their comms, and he grunts the way he always does on launch.

They’re gaining.

Steve catches up to a sedan, leaping onto its trunk and then its roof; when it stops hard he launches himself off the windshield, landing on the dognapper’s back.

The motorcycle goes spinning out of control -- Bucky stops dead in the street, paralyzed; Honey -- but Sam’s already spiraling up into the air with the cage, Honey barking excitedly.

Bucky stares up at the two of them. Honey grins down at him, her tongue hanging out.

Later Steve tells them that the guy had just wanted the dog, and that he wouldn’t have taken it had he known the Captains America would come to save her.

“Check her collar next time, asshole,” Bucky tells him, and kicks him in the shins.

[thestuckylibrary]

“Grease AU. Bucky Barnes is the popular leader of the Howling Commando greaser group. The summer time opened up a forbidden love that Bucky would have preferred to keep in the past. Just his luck the new guy at school, Steve, was his summer love, and seeing him at school causes all sorts of problems that Bucky isn’t prepared to handle. Bucky has to choose between being true to himself, or being the person that everyone else expects him to be.”

My sleep deprived self had an overwhelming need for a Grease AU and I loved every bit of it.

[iconiczuko]

But can you imagine Deadpool being added into an Avenger movie or Spiderman or X-Men and he's waiting for the perfect time to drop the one 'fuck' allowed in a pg13 and it gets snatched by either wolverine or someone else? Like no his own movies should never be Disneyfied. Like not at all but him being aware he is in a Disney owned movie would be hilarious.

consider this: deadpool still curses like a sailor but all the R-rated language gets censored by progressively worse Goofy laugh tracks

[trilliath]

ltleflrt

A chick with a PHD that can also fix things around the house?  That's fuckin' hot, not gonna lie.

;D You should see me with my toolbelt on. It’s leather.

freyasfolly

I feel like you need to write a book about fixing your house because it sounds like it could have been a comedy of errors but you're handling it so well!

I will title it “Toilet in my Living Room and other Homeowner Adventures” because... I’ve had a toilet (in its box) in my living room for like... 9 months. Also. My oven is sitting there next to it. But hey. They’re finally next on the project list so... yay.

crosmopolitan

I love hearing about your home repairs. You're so very competent, and I'm so very not, so I love living vicariously through you fixing things. Also, the very thought of sticking my hand down the garburator gives me the heebies omfg.

I definitely put on my big girl panties and took a few deep breaths beforehand and repeated in my head “it won’t magically turn on, it won’t magically turn on. Even if it does it takes a second to start up and you have decent reflexes. But it won’t magically turn on!”

phantomavenger

Yikes

Super yikes. But on the other hand at least it was just a little fix and now it WORKS! Honestly, with this house, that is the smoothest a problem has been resolved so far. *fingers crossed it doesn’t like.... melt down randomly now*

[hoechlinteeth]

You have murdered me with your sterek college au 😍

YOU’RE WELCOME

[kedreeva]

What fun name would drunk you name a peahen?

Beep

what a terribl name

where do you think it came from

surely not sober me

[sexykatsudon]

You're more than likely going to have to force restart by holding the power button even though it isn't so great for the computer.

yes thank you! i just tried that and it worked (though it isn’t the first time i tried lol) and yeah i know it isn’t the best solution but i swear i tried everything

thank you so much for replying!!!