#phantomjam

[quotablefanfiction]

“What happened?” There’s only one answer John can give to that without wasting the entire day in explanations: “Sherlock. I suppose Sherlock happened.” That’s how he says it, in the same shell-shocked tone that he might have said ‘an earthquake’ or ‘the hydrogen bomb’ or ‘the collapse of the entire European continent into the ocean under a tsunami of watery death’.

John’s therapist appointment after A Study in Pink (chp. 1)

The Perils of Urban Warfare by phantomjam (AO3) Sherlock (TV) – Teen/Mature – Sherlock Holmes/John Watson #Alternate Universe #Therapy #Codependency #Angst #Humor #Sex

The problems of acclimatising to civilian life a.k.a the travails of John, his therapist and Sherlock.

[tailysnaily]

MERLIN FIC FIND HELP PLS

the fic is called Uneasy Lies the Head by phantomjam and its a Uther pov of Merthur. Author's livejournal is purged and the links on their dreamwidth's masterlist dont work. the individual fic post links work on dreamwidth, but I see literally every fic of theirs but this one.

PLS PLS PLS HLP. if you can send me a working link/have the fic downloaded ill give u my first born or write u a fic or something, anything you want lololol

[octoberboy1031]

The fact that #CaptainCleggandTheNightCreatures released a cover of @robzombieofficial’s #Houseof1000Corpses just makes me smile!! #robzombie #phantomjam #Halloween2 #rzh2 #scarymovie #horror #horrorgeek #spooky #creepy #halloween #samhain #halloween365 #itsalwayshalloween #october #autumn #autumnal #terrorverse #octoberdreams #theoctobercountry (at North Providence, Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjqu7gqut1F/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[octoberboy1031]

#RobZombie’s #Halloween2 was an event for me! I followed his MySpace blog for months reading all the updates and getting fabulous behind the scenes stories! Seeing the movie, I wanted to eat Laurie’s pineapple pizza, read Loomis’ book and go to #uncleseymourcoffins’ #PhantomJam!! But, what really struck me about the movie was it’s examination of grief and trauma! I’ll always treasure it and and all the happy memories it gave me!! Happy 11th Anniversary!!! 📸: @robzombieofficial! #Teamlaurie #wearelauriestrode #rzh2 #halloweenmovie #captaincleggandthenightcreatures #horror #horrorgeek #scarymovie #halloween #samhain #halloween365 #itsalwayshalloween #octoberdreams #theoctobercountry #spooky #creepy #august #summer #dandelionwine #terrorverse (at The Terrorverse) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEcRpibJsz0/?igshid=yr64zn1wr1sm

[danbuckjoycedivision]

Kinky Nicks #phantomjam @nicktowers

[holligenet]

Title: The Perils of Urban Warfare Rating: PG-13 Pairing: John/Sherlock Word count: 7,300 Warnings: Some case-related gore that might be uncomfortable for the squeamish. Summary: The problems of acclimatising to civilian life a.k.a the travails of John, his therapist and Sherlock.

Besides finally reading the fanfics saved in my drafts from ages ago, I'm occasionally also going through fanfic posts I reblogged but never read.

This fic is actually almost 3 years old already and is from when only the first series was out! (yeah that's how long it takes me to get around to reading some fanfics) It's a nice little read. Enjoy!

[fuckyeahjohnlockpodfics]

The Perils of Urban Warfare

John's therapist reminds him that Sherlock Holmes is not an acceptable substitute for therapy.

Reader: Cath

Writer: phantomjam

length: 50:09

Audio: The reader Cath is...American I believe? I don't know whether that's testament to my terrible ability to place accents, or the softness of Cath's accent. She doesn't do character voices but she has a gently lulling calm voice which I can listen to wind down to at the end of the day. The sound quality is crystal clear.

Story: A getting together story, and follows John's therapy sessions with the gently disproving Thompson. I like his therapy sessions and John's inner conflict and denial which develops into Johnlock, and the ending is great, John so perfectly baiting Sherlock's ego made me laugh. A feel good story with happy ending.

Rating: A, I love to listen to this at bed time, in fact I done that last night and uuuhhhh fell asleep so I had to re-listen to the end this morning. But as an insomniac that's a good thing!!

Download mp3 here

Download audiobook here

[fandombookshelf]

Title: The Perils of Urban Warfare Author: phantomjam Rating: PG-14 Fandom: Sherlock (BBC) Pairings/Characters: John/Sherlock, ensemble. Warnings: Some case related gore that could make readers squeamish. Summary: The problems of acclimatising to civilian life a.k.a the travails of John, his therapist and Sherlock.