Two Legged Tetrapod @trammellesstangent - Tumblr Blog

lotsa hl2vrai posting going on. beware spoilers. you have been warned

homunculus-argument

I heard there was a secret horse That David hated, it ate the doors

i-am-a-fish

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

i-am-a-fish

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

totally-india

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

i-am-a-fish

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down

were--ralph

Asexual Trent Reznor: I want to pet you like an animal

were--ralph

Stoner Trent Reznor: I want to eat you like an edible

were--ralph

Quantum Physicist Trent Reznor: I want to observe you like a particle

were--ralph

Vegan Trent Reznor: I want to eat you like a vegetables

were--ralph

Mathematician Trent Reznor: I want to solve you as a decimal

were--ralph

Trent Reznor (Kinky): I want to wear you on my genitals

caustic-light

Unlike the original, which was in no way kinky?

were--ralph

you know what that's fair

cannibalspicnic

Need more completely unhinged platonic friendships. If one of them isn't screaming, "YOU DON'T DIE UNTIL I SAY YOU DIE!" while actively bringing the other back to life, then what are we even doing here?

libertineangel

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

worlds-tiredest-girl

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

innerchildabortionclinic

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

i just. don’t really know what to do.

#i guess. i know what to do. but it seems hard and tiring and scary and it’s just easier to stay in bed forever.#see. i think i have accidentally let my depression grow somewhat #dark vines of it winding between my cells. my bones.#i don’t know. i need to try to get better. i know it can be done.#ive recovered from worse before.#but its easier to just stay in bed.

loontattoo

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

qapleulia

my body is a machine that turns normal sleeping schedules into bad sleeping schedules

parkayquarts

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

destructionfanq

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

#goals

creepycrag

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people