#pharsaliamphilippos

[thevarshmallow]

OK BUT, so many STEM majors tell me that humanities is “so easy” and requires “no work,” and yet those same stem majors will bitch to me about how they hate how essay writing is “so hard and time consuming?” 

Like obviously you’re not finding humanities to be easy, and yet you shit on it for it being easy and sub-par to STEM?

[thevarshmallow]

She should be the marble clock because she's a STONE cold bitch.

AHA get it

[thevarshmallow]

What if Alexander Hamilton was an Animorph?

oh god J

[thevarshmallow]

I was lowkey being a public nuisance in our student center by flipping shit over cute pokemon to my friend (like i legit couldn’t contain myself they’re so fuckin cute oh my god) and 10 min into this shitshow our mutual friend comes over and is like quick, what’s the pokemon that looks like a purple rock, and my friend was like bruh I fucking got this!!! and during this second shitshow  I was like this is it. I’m trash. Pure, nintendo trash. As are my friends.

[thevarshmallow]

J: Why is it whenever I open my safari it opens to the Animorphs wikipedia page?

Us: ???

J: People keep asking me about Animorphs!

[thevarshmallow]

You and fivecentimeterspersecond know each other? She seems like a renowned sinner 😕

IM ACTUALLY CRYING, GTFO JENNIFER

[thevarshmallow]

*me, sitting on my couch in a silk robe sipping wine* y’all are sinners and are going to hell

[titanstext]

This blog is amazing :) Thanks for posting!

thanks babe!! i’m happy that you like it :)