#phase6blackshadow

[ask-smokescreen]

About Black Shadow.

About Dad?

... What did he do this time?

[eloquent-music]

@phase6blackshadow​

Tarn grinned under his face mask; he briefly hummed in a tune. “Ah, look who’s still kicking ♬ . What brings you here once again Black Shadow? Don’t worry, I already had my fun for now.” 

[voraciouslyindulgent]

"YOU."

“Polite as always, Black Shadow. To what do I owe the pleasure?”

[sixmillionyears]

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      He hadn't seen this big guy in ages! "Hey Black Shadow! Punch any satellites lately?” Tall jokes! Classic. 

[photobombingcryptid]

He catches Meme out of the air. But in his mouth. Like a dog. Black Shadow has poor impulse control.

Holy fuck.

He is not moving. He is absolutely not moving. 

Somebody help him.

[sixsh0t-blog]

"Your wolf mode is too adorable for this universe. I'm afraid I'm going to have to fine you. Too adorable. It should be illegal."

The ridiculously oversized wolf-mode mech lifted his helm off his paws just a fraction, onlining one optic just long enough to give the false impression that he’d been woken up from a nap. Then it was back to dozing, his vocals a straight deadpan.

“You’re getting lazy with your cash-grab attempts these days, Shady. Transparent as a windshield.”

[tarn-nation]

"I think I should be the new Tarn."

“You still don’t get it. None of you can be Tarn. Only Tarns can be Tarn. And even if you could, you wouldn’t be able to handle responsibilities that come with being Tarn.”

[choochoomotherslagger]

ღ He saw a needle and climbed onto the nearest tall structure in a moment of panic.

ღ - Climbing on their back 

Not tall enough, NOT TALL ENOUGH.

Cue a startled whonk and immediately collapsing backwards, because he was already top heavy and you just made it worse.