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robert: *walks into the room to see you and Phenomaman lying on the floor* what are you guys doing on the floor?

you: i was feeling depressed and felt like lying on the floor. doing nothing.

robert: phenomaman?

phenomaman: i saw them lying on the floor and felt like joining them as moral support.

robert: that doesn't explain why sonar is here however...

sonar: *hanging upside down in your living room* i'm just here for the vibes.

robert: what vibes? the vibes of needing professional therapy?

Phenomaman: I must go and see my friend.

Robert: and who is this friend.

Phenomaman: *pats you on the head* this one.

Flambae: that little shit?

Phenomaman: why the usage of such profanity towards my friend?

Flambae: they once asked me if my pubic hair catches fire when I use my powers.

Robert: well do they?

Phenomaman: *holding you like a child would a plushy* I inquire to know this also

Flambae: piss off

You: that means yes.

Flambae: no it doesn’t!

robert: *sees you and phenomaman looking sad* what's up with you two

you: it's best if you sit down robert

robert: *sits down*

phenomaman: i broke that chair and tried to put it back together again...it didn't go so well i'm afraid.

robert: *falls flat on his ass as the chair colapses underneath him* then why the fuck were you sad?

you: mind your buissness robert, not everyone can be a fully functional human being all the time.

*you and phenomaman walk into the SDN*

Robert: whatcha got there?

Phenomaman: we went for slushies!

You: yes we went for slushies.

Robert: why?

You: mind your business Robert, didn’t know that getting slushies is something we can’t do anymore.

Robert: it’s not that I’m just asking why.

You: phenomaman had a bad day-

Phenomaman: bad one. Depressing. Sad.

Robert: yeah I get that-

You: so I wanted to treat him to some slushy to cheer him up.

Phenomaman: they really do cheer me up.

Robert: did you warn him about the fact that he could get brain freeze?

You: even if he did he wouldn’t notice it much.

Phenomaman: *sipping on his slushy happily*

If anyone has any fluff dispatch ideas/requests please feel free to send them to the ask box as my brain is exhausted, it’s pooped.

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