#dispathc

[simple-dorito]

robert: *sees you and phenomaman looking sad* what's up with you two

you: it's best if you sit down robert

robert: *sits down*

phenomaman: i broke that chair and tried to put it back together again...it didn't go so well i'm afraid.

robert: *falls flat on his ass as the chair colapses underneath him* then why the fuck were you sad?

you: mind your buissness robert, not everyone can be a fully functional human being all the time.

[lifeacommentary]

Just before we left we started kickin it, I picked up the bottle and, Star-sixed it. Kick kick, shuffle shuffle, Back to the beach, With a tune on my lips and my quest in reach, If that woman come to you with a song so sweet, Say "Damn, let the poor sucker sleep."

Dispatch