You: *walks into the SDN looking like a sad puppy*
Prism: what’s wrong?
You: got dumped by the person I was seeing, claimed I wasn’t hot enough.
Punch up: do you want me to punch them in the balls?
Prism: what is it with you and balls?
Punch up: …
Prism: and don’t say it’s because you’re the perfect height to do so easily. It’s becoming a kink of yours to punch people in the balls.
Punch up: then I won’t say anything at all if that’s how you’re going to act.
You: can we get back to be being dumped for not being hot?
Sonar: who says you’re not hot?
Prism: their ex.
Sonar: fucker is an idiot.
Malevola: a real fucking idiot to not recognise a hottie when they see one.
Robert: what’s happening?
Everyone: (name)’s ex fumbled a hottie like them.
Prism: get with the program.
Flambae: yeah you little bitch. *throws an arm over your shoulder* so…you’re single.
You: where did you come from?
Punch up: CAN I PLEASE PUNCH THEM IN THE BALLS?!
Beef: *waddles over to you and looks at you expectantly*
You: *picks him up and holds him tightly to your chest* At lest you’re here to comfort me beef. At least I have someone in this chaotic nightmare I’m forced to call a job.
