#phil no

[totally-srs-all-the-time]

[goldenpinof]

parallels are giffing themselves, honesty, i'm scared

[sunshinejins]

I’M DEACTIVATING

[lamina-tsrif]

no

[fledermoved]

@adamuses​

—–🏵️🏵️🏵️—–

He’s brought Connor a neat rock. Well, it’s actually a pretty average rock all considering, but Phil seems to think it’s pretty cool.

No wait, nevermind. He’s changed his mind — He wants to eat the rock.

...Aaaand he’s choking.

—–🏵️🏵️🏵️—–

[jupiter-pls]

phil: i got hand soap! clean hands gotta be safe!

also phil: OPENS A DAMN PARCEL WITH HIS TEETH U ABSOLUTE MENACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?! CHRIST MAN WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC SIR

[interactively-introverted]