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10 types of jeep passengers
1. THE BRIDGE - eto yung tipo ng pasahero na kahit ang layo ng agwat niya sa nag-aabot ng bayad, talagang aabutin niya para lang ibigay kay manong driver.
2. THE TIME WATCHER - common to sa mga estudyante o sa mga manggagawang late na sa kanilang school o opisina. Yung tipong bawat tingin sa kanilang relo, may iba pang napapa-”tsk tsk” dahil sa traffic o dahil sa ang bagal magmaneho ni manong driver.
3. THE STUDIOUS - malamang sa malamang ito ay para sa mga estudyante na mas piniling sa jeep mag-aral kesa sa bahay nila. May mga tumitingala pa para mas dama ang pagkakabisado nila. May iba naman na nagmumukha ng nag-oorasyon kakabulong ng mga formulas at kung anu-ano pang kinakabisado nila.
4. THE EMPLOYED - ito naman yung taong piniling umupo sa dulo malapit sa driver. Ayan tuloy, nagkaron si manong driver ng instant kundoktor at ang kawawang pasahero ay nagkaron ng instant job.
5. THE SPEAKER - malamang ay marami satin ang nakasakay na ang mga ganitong klase ng pasahero. Ito yung tipo na may kausap sa cell phone at pagkalakas-lakas ng boses. Yung akala mo yung kausap niya e nasa kabilang jeep.
6. THE ROCKER - madalas tayong makakita o tayo mismo ay nakikinig ng music sa cell phone para di tayo ma-bored sa biyahe. At yung iba, sa sobrang pagkalunod sa musika e nakakalimutan atang sila ay nakasakay sa jeep at kung umindak ang paa at kamay ay wagas. With matching head bang pa yan.
7. THE SINGER - kung merong napapaindak sa musika, aba’y syempre meron ding nadadala ng damdamin at napapasabay sa kanta. Lalo ba naman kung ang nasa playlist mo ang Chandelier, diba? Yun nga lang yung boses nung iba, nakakabasag ng Chandelier. :))
8. THE SLEEPING BEAUTY - iba’t-iba ang klase ng ganitong uri ng pasahero sa jeep. Meron nagtutulog-tulugan dahil ayaw nilang maging tiga-abot ng bayad. Meron namang nagtutulog-tulugan para maka-score kay ate. At meron din namang talagang sadyang puyat lang kagabi dahil nag-aral/nag-DOTA/nag-LoL o kahit ano pang pinagkaabalahan nung nakaraang gabi. Ang nakakahiya dun, yung tipong ang sarap ng tulog mo at feeling mo nasa kama ka na e nakahawak ka pala sa hand bars at boom, bagsak ang braso mo. Gulat ka ngayon at nilalamon ka ng kahihiyan mo dahil sa nangyari.
9. THE SILENT KILLER - talagang mainit sa Pilipinas. At sa dami ba naman ng taong araw-araw nakikipagsapalarang makasakay sa umaga, sa tindi ng init at samahan mo pa ng siksikan, maaaring isa kang biktima ng killer na ito. Wala siyang dalang kahit anong kutsilyo o baril ang tanging sandata niya ay amoy -- at dun ka walang magagawa. It’s either titiisin mo o bababa ka at muling makikipagsapalaran sa paghahanap ng masasakyan. Hindi mo siya mararamdaman ngunit maaamoy mo ang bangis niya.
10. THE FOREVERMORE CAST (Xander & Agnes) - hindi ka Pilipinong commuter kung hindi mo pa sila nakasabay. Maraming ganito, lalo na ang mga kabataang di marunong magatago ng kanilang affection sa isa’t-isa at kung maglambingan ay kulang nalang angkinin nila ang jeep. Merong todo kung mag-yakapan, halikan, kulitan, tawanan, at minsan meron din namang todo kung magbangayan. Malas mo kapag ikaw at isang couple ang natira sa likod na jeep at may patugtog si manong driver na Forevermore. Pwede kang magreklamo kay manong na patayin ang radyo o kaya sumigaw ng “WALANG FOREVER!!!!”
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1. The “PDA Couple”
Ahh love, love, love. These are the passengers that put the love in the air. These are lovers who just can’t get enough of each other. When you see one, don’t you feel uncomfortable? They just keep on flirting with each other.
2. The “1-2-3”
Admit it, most of you done it before! Maybe you forgot your money at home, or you spent it on something and have no more money for your fare, or because you’re saving up money, or trip lang, or “maybe” you just forgot to pay because you were thinking of something else. What do you do? You resort to 1-2-3. These are the type of passengers who don’t pay the fare. Poor manong driver.
3. The “Lay Your Head On My Shoulders”
Students, workaholics, children, anyone for that matter, sometimes just can’t resist the urge to sleep inside the jeepney. Be it because of exhaustion, the traffic, the long trip, or whatnot. That’s okay. Until they make you the pillow! These are the passengers that slowly but surely lay their head on you unintentionally because they’re asleep.
4. The “Pa-Simple”
When girls see a handsome guy inside the jeep, they’re mostly contented with just looking or being beside that guy, as if there’s nothing. But deep inside, they feel “kilig”, they become conscious of themselves, and they even text their friends about it! But guys? These are the passengers that go a little overboard when they see beautiful women in the jeepney. Guys know it. Girls notice it. No need to explain.
5. The “Leg Boost”
When entering the jeepney, sometimes the handle bars are just too high or out of reach for some that the next thing that they could reach is your leg. These are the passengers that use your leg as a handle bar. It doesn’t only happen when entering, but also when exiting. This usually happens with the elderly or with children. But just be a good person and let them be.
6. The “Wind Effect”
Have you eaten your breakfast? Why don’t you try some of my hair? Argh! Sometimes there are just women (or men with long hair) who face the window and just let their hair go. Go where? To your face, of course. These are the passengers who don’t even mind tying their hair before facing the window.
7. The “Side Reader”
The long trip in the jeepney makes people bored so they try to do something to pass the time like texting. But if the one beside them can’t find anything to do, ohhh no. These are the passengers that read, usually a text message, whatever the one beside them is also reading.
8. The “Siksik Pa More”
Are you in a hurry? Get in. No? Get in. “Sampu-sampu yan”. These are the passengers that whether they like it or not, push themselves in the already sardine-like jeepney.
9. The “Uy, Chicks”
The Philippines is one of the most blessed countries in the world with natural resources. But better than that, it is blessed with beautiful women. And with men, you just can’t help but to appreciate God’s blessings. These are the passengers who keep on looking at girls.
10. The “Your Payment is Mine”
Sometimes done with the 1-2-3 to appear as they have paid, these are the passengers who pass your fare to the driver as if it’s their own. This is dangerous as the driver may think you haven’t paid yet.
11. The “Loud Speaker”
If others care for privacy, these people don’t. It doesn’t matter if people know what they’re talking about. They can’t hear it. These are the passengers who talk loudly to their phones. Or have their phones in loud speaker and you could hear what they’re talking about. R.I.P to the ears of the ones beside them.
12. The “Tall Guy Problems”
With the average Filipinos having a short height compared to other countries, it is but natural that our jeepneys are made for them. This is a drag for the tall ones. These are the tall passengers that have a hard time inside the jeep. Bending their heads in all directions just to fit.
13. The “Soft Voice”
There’s always that shy one in the group. In the jeepney, they are the shy ones. These are the passengers that just can’t make their voices louder to say “para”. They usually need to walk back because they’re already past their location. Good thing there are loud speakers.
14. The “Front Seat Runner”
Who doesn’t want the front seat? No “siksikan”, a window all to yourself, not one of the other types of passengers to bother you. This is like the VIP seat. These are the types of passengers who race for the front seat. Too bad you have to race yourself to it. Lucky if you’re in front of the queue.
15. The “Trench”
Have you been in that moment where your friend meets his friend which you don’t know and you just stand there? Awkward, right? Try that with strangers and you’re in between them. These are the passengers who seem to not see you when talking with their friends.
16. The “Eye Contact With Driver”
To make sure the driver doesn’t forget you’ve already paid the fare, do this.
17. The “Good Guy”
These are the passengers that represent the modern heroes. They help you move your goods. Help you get in. Pass your fare to the driver. Aww. We need more of these.
18. The “DJ”
Earphones were invented for something. But these passengers don’t seem to know they exist. These are the passengers who play their music so loud for the whole jeep to hear. But sometimes it’s funny because they don’t fit the song. Ever heard lola listen to rap music? I did.
19. The “Closer I Get”
How can you do the “pa-simple” if you’re not near the subject? The “part 1” of “pa-simple”, these passengers go near the handsome or beautiful passengers as soon as they get the chance. Creepy.
20. The “Tourist”
Foreigners will have an incomplete Philippine experience without riding the jeepney. These are the first time passengers of the Philippine jeepney. Enjoy!
21. The “King Of The Jeep”
If King Joffrey was a real person riding the jeepney, these would be them. These are the passengers acting all superior, with their legs wide open, leaving you nowhere to sit.
22. The “Creep”
This is usually combined with the Closer I Get and Pa-simple. Staring at you as if they want to devour you, these passengers are the reason girls are afraid of going home alone. Girls, always bring your pepper sprays.
23. The “Pass It Yourself”
These passengers are just too lazy to pass other’s fare, they sometimes push the one beside them to pass it for them. You’re even lucky if they say “bayad po” so you can reach for it.
24. The “Yolo”
How could the jeepney ride be complete without the “sabit.” Usually done by men, these passengers hang at the back of the jeepney. Dangerous but better than joining the sardine-like environment inside the jeepney. Oh, this comes in different kinds, we have the double, the triple, the quad, the Voltes V, and the ultimate Yolo- on top of the jeep.
25. The “Chika”
Not only applicable to girls, these are the passengers who enjoy the company of their friends that they forgot they’re inside a public transportation. Talking loudly, kind of irritating no?
PINOY JEEPNEY DRIVERS
Isa ako sa mga matya-tyagang naghihintay ng masasakyan para makarating sa aking tutunguhing destinasyon. Samakatuwid isa akong KOMYUTER.
Sa buong buhay kong pamamasahero, hindi lamang iisang beses akong NAINIS, NATUWA, NASURA, at lahat lahat na ng emosyon. BAKIT? May mga dahilan at sa tingin ko hindi ako nag-iisang nakapansin ng mga ito.
Sa milyon milyong beses ko nang sumakay sa iba't ibang pampasaherong sasakyan, lalo na sa pampasaherong dyip, madalas akong may naoobserbahan.
May iba't ibang klase ng JEEPNEY DRIVER sa Pilipinas.
MAY LAKAD- Ito ang pinaka-paborito ko sa kanilang lahat! Sila yung mga drayber na halos segundo lang kung magpatakbo sa bilis. Yun tipong kung alas-otso ang klase mo at 7:55 ka umalis sa inyo eh makakarating ka pa din at VOILA!!! HINDI KA LATE! Sakto impunto andun ka na sa pupuntahan mo. Mala-ambulansya sa bilis and pagpapatakbo ng ganitong drayber. Yun bang parang "MAY LAKAD" sila kaya kailangang magmadali. Wala silang pake kahit di makapuno, ang mahalaga makarating agad sa destinasyon nila. Para sa akin, ang saya-sayang sumakay sa ganitong dyip, lalo pa't madalas akong LATE!!!
SUGAPA- Bakit sugapa? SUGAPA sa pasahero! Nuknukan ng TIKAL. Lahat na lang ng kanto tinigilan may maisakay lang. Lahat ng madaanang "LOADING and UNLOADING" titigilan. Ultimo mga village na wala namang palabas na tao, tinitigilan sa pagbabakasakaling may sumakay! Sila yung dahilan kung bakit and dapat sana 30 minutong byahe lang ay umaabot ng 1 taon!!! Dinaig pa ang may "traffic jam". Sila yung mga nakaka-surang uri ng driver. Late ka na nga lalo ka pang nagiging late o kung minsan kahit on time ka naman sana, wala... LATE ka na din.
HEARING IMPAIRED- Oo tama! In short MAHINA ANG PANDINIG! Nakakainis diba. Ito yung mga driver na naka-sampung "PARA PO" "PARA HO" "SA TABI LANG" at lahat na ng klaseng pag-PARA eh hindi pa din itinitigil ang dyip. Kung hindi pa magsasabay-sabay yung mga pasahero sa pagpara hindi pa sya makakarinig. Yun bang ilang milya na inabot mo bago ka nakababa. Nasa America ka na di ka pa din nakakababa. Tip lang kung napansin mong mahina pandinig ng drayber, malayu-layo pa lang ng kaunti, pumara ka na!
LUMI-LIMOUSINE- Ito ang madalas kong maka-enkwentro. Ito yung klase ng driver na feeling ata nila eh kasing haba ng LIMOUSINE yung dyip nila. Yun bang tipong sampuan lang naman ang kapasidad ng dyip nya eh pipiliting maging labing-isahan o higit pa! Madalas mong maririnig sa kanila ang ganitong linya "Makiki-isod na ho, sampuan yan (kahit syam lang naman ang kasya)". Pinipilit na magkasya ang mga pasahero eh sa totoo lang di naman magkakasukat ang mga pasahero. Tapos ang pamasahe mo naman kahit 1/4 na lang ng pwitan mo ang nakaupo, eh same rate pa din. UNFAIR!
MAY AMNESIA- Sila naman yung madadaling makalimot, makalimot MAGSUKLI, Madalas akong nabibiktima ng mga 'to. Mga di marunong magbalik ng sukli. Minsan pa nga nung hingiin ko sa drayber yung sukli ko ang sabi lang sa akin, "Nasuklian na kaya kita. Palipat-lipat ka kasi!" Aba at ako pa ang may kasalanan. So di ako nagpatalo sumagot talaga ako. 100 daan kaya yung binayad ko at take note estudyante pa ako, baon ko din yun no! Sabi ko sa kanya, "Aba manong hindi ako para magsinungaling sa inyo, yung sukli ko hindi nyo pa ibinibigay at kung ayaw nyong ibigay EDI HWAG! Yumaman sana kayo dahil sa 77 pesos na sukli ko!"Sabay PARA! well, nainis talaga ko eh. Ang TIKAL masyado. Maraming ganyan at I'm sure hindi lang ako ang nakaranas na di masuklian.
And last but definitely not the least,
TRUE-BLUE PINOY DRAYBER- Ito, I'm sure marami pang ganitong drayber. Yung ang sarap bigyan ng award! Hands down ako sa mga ganito. Mabait sa pasahero. Marunong magsukli. Minsan pag kakilala di na pinagbabayad. Kapag may dalang mabigat yung pasahero sila agad yung bubuhat. Sila din yung drayber na pala-kwento lalo na kung dun ka nakapwesto sa passenger seat. Tapos marunong magdiscount sa estudyante at senior citizens. At di lang yan, maganda ang dyip nila kasi lakas makapag-sountrip, di nagpapahuli sa usong music! Nakakatuwang sumakay sa ganitong dyip! Sila din yung mga drayber na ayaw na nagsisigarilyo sa loob nung dyip! Ayyy! MABUHAY PO KAYO!!! Bigyan ng award yang mga ganyan!!!
Ito ay obserbasyon lamang at walang intensyong masama, mang-insulto at makapanakit. :)
I am just exercising my freedom to say what's on my mind! PEACE MAN!!!
MABUHAY TAYONG MGA DAKILANG KOMYUTER!
