Jun 29, 2018
Gather around, kids and people who want know about crimes. This is Phoenix’ advice corner and today’s topic is Planned Murder and How Not to Fuck It Up
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Gather around, kids and people who want know about crimes. This is Phoenix’ advice corner and today’s topic is Planned Murder and How Not to Fuck It Up
Apollo: You're just bluffing again, aren't you? Phoenix: Me? Bluff? No way! Phoenix: (.............He knows me too well.) EVERYONE KNOWS YOU BLUFF NICK IT'S NOT SOME GRAND SECRET
Omg, Phoenix' attempts to prolong the trial using analogues to football and baseball bat materials are just so fucking hilarious :'DD If it wasn't obvious, you're definitely bluffing and doing your best to end in a neutral ground situation
There are times when I laugh at Phoenix and this is one of them
(thegrapesdepression) "No, no, I can personally tell you that that poor guy had to love off just packaged noodles at least few times. Now, me, I feed you myself sometimes!"
“Taking us to eat noodles saltier than instant noodles from the store is hardly what I’d call fair compensation.”
seriously just text him
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) helo
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):relationship status?
im dating you you fucking nerd
Phoenix is snooping around my ass as I have a surprise in store for con.
WHY DID HE BREAK INTO A CATTLE RANCH AND WHAT DID HE DO THERE