#pholand

[phantasticphizza]

dear Phil in Pholand please bless today's presidential election

[spltlvlhous]

hm methinks when me and dan and phil start collabing im not only going to put my efforts towards figbting facism in the united states but i want to help fight for queer love in poland and, like, hm… anywhere i possibly can?

with the powers of yaoi, anything is possible.

[spltlvlhous]

no one responds to my letters. but, i like my letters. i think they're groovy.

ㄖ=ㄖ kwa kwa kwa, hepcat.

[spltlvlhous]

i have something phyuriful brewing if dan and phil could please give me an allowance to pay for our phlesbian dates. they claim to love lesbians? they love lesbians don't they? it's phyurimas. month of phyuri.

☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆

seasons greetings dan and phli,

hello dan and phil,

my name is tumblr user [spltlvlhous]

it's that time of year again. PHYURIMAS!! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) it's the season where you grab your phyuri, hold them tight; until dil howlter slides down your roof and brings you your gifts. This phyurimas I would love it if you became my patron of the arts. see, i'm a yaoi artist. i'm like, the rainman of yaoi. i was painting for 40 hours a week over the summer. i'm also, on a journey towards world peace; i believe that the first step towards revolution is a cultural renaissance. as it always was.

˚∧＿∧ 　+ —̳͟͞͞💗 amongus ( •‿• )つ —̳͟͞͞ 💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 + (つ　 < —̳͟͞͞imposteramongus ｜　 _つ + —̳͟͞͞💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 ˚ `し´

one time me and my isbling wrote an amongus parody:

three little imposters, sat at the emergency meeeting

and they told me they aren't even suuuuussssyyyyy

i swear i am nmot sussss

yellows the imposterrrrr

YOU GOTTA EJECT HIM RIGHT NOWWW

GO AHEAD AND EJECT HIM!

wait guy i saw blue veeeeEEEnt, we can't just vote not yeeEEEt

i swear im not the imposteerrrreereeee

____________________________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐

I spend most of my time alone. I was isolated over the summer. I have plenty of posts about it. you can check out the tags [#lost in the woods] [#breakdown 2025]; also, if you want to make sure that we share ethical values before any form of collaboration or patronage, you can check out [#philosphy] [#anti nixon] [#american desecrator] and [#manifesto] to see what i'm all about.

✧˖°. ⋆｡˚(✿ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)｡･:*˚:✧｡ in summary, a flower child

[#timothy leary factkin]

My blog is ran on an intricate tag system. I have explained this many. many times. so, if you're ever confused on what i'm saying, you can search through my archive to find the missing context. i tag things for a reason. it's not for an alogrithm. I use tumblr how it was made to be used. i'm a blogger. i run a blog.

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^^^ types of awesome things i blog

KOCHAM DAN i PHIL

phanslation: "phi phlove dan phand phil"

[spltlvlhous]

(⸝⸝⸝-﹏-⸝⸝⸝) i made my signature less obnoxious than it was in my emails to you. apolocheese

[spltlvlhous]

the way phil lester and kermit the frog's love is so... divine.

[phantasticphizza]

omg Phil lester speaking polish??????

[spltlvlhous]

i know there wdapteo

but what about

what spltlvlhous emailed dan and phil

[spltlvlhous]

KOCHAM DAN i PHIL!!!!!!