#phone speaker

[microwaveexplosion]

[weirdhappycigarette]

[fevargasn]

Miniluna

[jay-zzz87]

Me, gets a call: Hello

Scam likely: Hi, this is your last warning to pay for your car

Me, who doesn't own a car: ...

Scam likely: Press 1 to talk to an associate

Me: *presses 1*

Lady: Hi

Me: Why did you call me, I don't have a car

Lady: ...

Lady: *hangs up*

Me: LMAO

This actually happened

[xvi-memes]

[lunarislumen]

I love her 😞

[neb-offthewall]

Hoy en mi travesía interna encontré buena idea dar un toque artístico a mí día, esta es la representación gráfica de ese pensamiento

[i-just-wanna-be-fuckin-happy]

There is always something about the ocean that makes me wonder..