𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞; 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐝!
or… one of bruce wayne’s biggest public controversies; showing his thick, hung dick to millions who buy the women’s entertainment magazine.
bruce wayne was definitely a playgirl centerfold and it became the highest selling playgirl issue of not only the year; but of all time.
playgirl is the playboy for women; see sexy men in a little less clothing and a lot more muscle and cock. it has everything playboy has but for women instead of men, and bruce wayne was the christmas holiday issue.
and to say that people bought that shit? yeah. understatement.
it sold out in less than five minutes, stores couldn’t keep up with the demand to see the prince of gotham, billionaire playboy sex symbol bruce wayne naked for all to see. it blew playboy’s sales out the water that month— it couldn’t compare to the women thirsting after him. the centerfold was treated like a holy grail for so many women; his entire body was shown, including his cock and balls, and to say he was hung? yeah. he was.
the news couldn’t shut up about it; #brucewaynedick never left the trending page for a solid week after, millions of bookmarks of leaks of the magazine by a distributor a day before it officially dropped the night before christmas eve and millions of likes on several pages. people couldn’t get enough of the hunk under the tuxedos.
no wonder he’s a sex symbol.
the playgirl company initially wanted superman to do it, be the centerfold as superman himself— but that was respectfully turned down by superman’s representative; journalist clark kent from metropolis. “I don’t think superman’s wife would like to see women thirsting after him!” clark said in the email— that’s how the world found out superman had a wife. when the gotham gazette got the email from an anonymous source.
two bombshells happened that december; a woman was superman’s wife and bruce wayne’s body was now public knowledge.
people obviously didn’t believe it when it was announced to be bruce wayne, ceo and billionaire, but damn it, there he was on the local liquor store stands, chiseled jaw and tuxedo and all on the front, not so innocent in the center when you ripped it open.
right next to him on the front page below his name? tips on having great sex, advised by the billionaire himself who happened to be an anonymous pornstar on his downtime.
to this day, bruce doesn’t regret it, because not only did it get him out of his comfort zone, but it’s how he met you; the photographer of the shoot, his eventual wife that he totally banged after the shoot.
you definitely kept the pictures you guys didn’t use.
I love bruce so much. you won’t tell me otherwise that this mf wouldn’t be on magazines everywhere. this will probably be apart of my pornstar! bruce wayne series I have because why not but playboy is such a niche thing to me because I never see it used in fanfic, so I will!
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