Ok, so here is what this comic book is about. X-Factor fly to the UK to save a teenaged mutant named Alchemy (who has the power to alter the molecular structure of anything he touches) because a bunch of trolls who are famous throughout history such as the Yeti and the Abominable Snowman kidnapped him because get this they want to use his power to turn everything in London into gold thereby deflating the value of gold in the world economy which would send society into chaos and cause all the people to flee London so then the magical beings can rule it again like in the fairy tales and the really obnoxious thing about all this is these fucking GOOF NOBODIES are able to subdue all of the original X-Men after about 3 minutes of fighting. This is why Hulk Hogan wouldn’t let anyone beat him in professional wrestling. Because it devalues the brand. (X-Factor #42 – July 1989)










