“I finished the book! TWELVE WHOLE CHAPTERS!”
“And I’m returning it to the library TEN DAYS BEFORE THE DUE DATE!”
“And it was so inspiring! I’m gonna try and develop my own grand unification theory! I’ll call it Alvin’s Unified Theory Of Everything!”
“It’s going to change the world! As soon as, you know, I figure out what exactly it is….and prove it!”












