#physicsjoke

[professorndear]

Guys, look! I got a new mug! 😊

[dontjulyboutme]

[daisydivaxx-blog]

The other day, I saw the reciprocal of the cosine of the speed of light in a vacuum… It was Sec[C]

#PhysicistsAreFunny

[super-punmaster-blog]

TODAY I HEARD THE BEST PUN EVER

So our physics teacher was like, if the radius of the curve in the bridge wasn’t enough or the speed was too high,the car would jump over the wall blah blah

So this guy behind me went like , “So the car will actually fly-over.......”

AND THE WHOLE CLASS FUCKING LOST IT!

[smilemap]

Looking at funny pics in the library

Friend: the pressure of trying to be quiet while people are studying and we're laughing our heads off is too much

Me: we should lower our volume

Friend: ...

Me: *ba dum tsh*

[haha--shit]

8 and 9 for the ask game

8. eight things you want to do next year(In no specific order)Go to Warped TourGet an A in GeometryGo to Comic ConStart a youtube channelDiscover some new bandsGet into a higher Band ClassDo more exerciseI can only think of 79, nine favorite songs(No specific order)In the End: Black Veil BridesHappy Little Pill: Troye SivanHabits: Tove LoLet it Go: Idinia MenzelLost it All: Black Veil BridesWelcome to the Black Parade: My Chemical RomanceEine Kleine Nachtmusik: MozartIt Gets Better: Joel FaviereAmerican Idiot: Green Day

[bizarre-juvenile]

Problem Solved.

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter. 

>>>>GUYS ITS OBVIOUS  LIGHT MEANS LIKE WEIGHT AS WELL. THEY HAD 4 CIGARETTES, THEY THREW ONE OUT. NOW THEY HAVE ONE CIGARETTE LESS. The weight of 3 cigarettes is lighter than 4 cigarettes. Since they threw one out, the boat weight becomes lighter. GEDDIT?!?

[dr-hobbit-blog]

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