#physics jokes

[foldmorepaper]

[meeelis]

My brain is bigger now

[the-football-chick]

[dionysiaproductions]

Today felt like I was writing Schrödinger's fic. I kept forgetting what state I had left it in: written, posted, edited, or outlined until I physically looked at it. While my laptop was closed the story existed simultaneously in every phase of writing

[bingobongobarry]

What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?

"Let me atom!"

[fortheloveoflatinum]

I'm Running For President of the Universe...

And my sole platform is to stop inflation.

Caption of the GIF above for all the Captains who can't see it: Q, bent over while looking at a fish tank (I believe in Picard's Ready Room but I'm not entirely sure) and then looking all smug and stern and self-satisfied as he settles into a standing position.

[realquotesiheard]

“My cousin throckmorton would eat up his perfectly cylindrical neck. Sexually.” -🍵

[existennialmemes]

It's offensive that you would accuse me of being "back" on my bullshit, when you know damn well I've never been off of it, even for a moment.

My bullshit has continued at a steady rate, unaffected by the actions of outside forces, in blatant disregard of the first law of motion.