#pi anon

[bonkie-barnes]

@ pi

here is my favorite joke ever:

what is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?

one's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

ba dum tsss

[moonlightcook1e]

I still can't believe I have two anon titles.

[patrik6090]

Hello :)

-π

Haiiiii

[vampirepressclub]

🤣🤣🤣 This is from the person I am naming PI Anon, because they are always investigating stuff and coming with the evidence. You’re the best, Anon!

Also, what is this evidence of? It’s proof of an Australian queer man who said he knew whose bush this is. Out of respect, I blacked out their name lol

[nameforthemain]

raspberry, charcoal, russet, lilac, lemon

-pi

Thank you pi, that’s very sweet 🥺🥰<333 do you want me to bring you the money on the way to kill god, or does the second part require more planning? Either way I’m down 😌

[imagine-knowing-a-name]

how do you feel about adding to the jeff hunger games universe?

-pi

wellll, with a request I'd definitely be open to giving it a go, and just hoping more people like it than the original three parter 👀

you got any ideas pi?

[imagine-knowing-a-name]

hulk, dr strange, groot?

-pi :)

hi Pi! thanks for asking :)

hulk: which approach to conflict do you prefer: analytical or physical?

Probably analytical? I wouldn't be very good in a physical fight I don't think but I do think analytically about most situations so I reckon I could do conflict 😌

doctor strange: what’s an occurrence of everyday magic you’ve experienced?

I can't really thing of much but there was this one time where a group of us were in the bathroom at school and the headteacher walked past the door, and then 5 seconds later walked past in the exact same direction. And bear in mind this was a very long corridor where you'd have to run around a whole wing of the school to get back in the same direction? and a group of people witnessed it?

(this was also the haunted school so it started a rumour that the headteacher was a ghost :) )

groot: how annoying were you five years ago?

I was basically the exact same five years ago as I am now, so I'll leave you to judge (the correct answer is very though)

[nameforthemain]

8, 29, 39?

have fun at mom friend!

-pi

Hi child!! thank you, I'm very excited :))

8 - have you had water today?

I have! though I just drank more because if this so thank you for checking! :))

29 - last thing you ate?

having a ham and cheese toastie as I type this 😌

39 - are there any wise words to live by?

unfortunately there is zero wisdom in my brain, so no