#pizzed

[bouvardiia]

Kasey: I also forgot one tiny surprise.

Suddenly the whole family walks up the stairs.

Alton: You would have killed me, just like you kid your own sister’s boyfriend! HOW DARE YOU!

Kendra: How could I? Alton you’ve always been a disappointment.

Kai: I loved you, mom. BUT YOU TRIED TO KILL MY BROTHER, AND FOR THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE MY MOTHER.

[flwercrown]

literally i just took my makeup off and some dude wanna tell me to come party with him..... where were u five minutes ago?

[lmanocorrin]

THIS IS THE SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD IDEA FOR A POST AND THEN SOMEONE CALLS YOUR NAME AND YOU FUCKING FORGET IT AND THEN WHEN YOU HAVE NO INTERNET/WIFI YOU REMEMBER IT.

[snazzysnails]

shout out to the prick who left the freezer open and melted all the ice cream

[darozz]

Seriously, Gotham is like the worst place to live.

[vederr]

Lick my butthole

I hate people with cool lives. Fuck you. #Stalking instas

[zaynited]

 

[takemetostella-blog]

trying to convince my brother to get out the hookah....