im sarah and drake loves me

if ur reading this im high as hell and im listening to drake just so you know

[distinguishedbaloney]

[inspiring-pictures]

RIP never forget.

[notyovrbabe]

This is my favorite picture on the Internet

[bombing]

i just saw a vine being made in real life. this guy walked up to a taco bell and asked if they had ass on the menu because that’s all he eats and his friend filmed the whole thing. this is insane. i feel like i just got a backstage pass to the next big thing

[batou]

[auntythallium]

[bananapolisher]

dave

[skinnywinnerbosombuddy]

[mosrael]

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.

[cumnog]

Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌽 DAY‼️ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌽💦💦💦 These POUNDING 🔨⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆️⬆️ their 😻📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗽👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💦💦 Abraham LinCUM 💦💦, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👦🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👦🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💦💂💂 Share in ♋️ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔨that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5️⃣ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇸 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑

[pleatedjeans]

[thelittlebaroness-deactivated20]

[hoodieonline]

Those clap backs

[theblacktroymcclure]

Shiiiit

[lchupanibre]

GOTEM

[cosmic-noir]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Someone change his twitter password and log him out

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[nalgaemoji-deactivated20170326]

U ever shade in ur brows too dark & every time u look in the mirror ur just like…… Bitch u really did the most today

[paparoachscarsmp3-deactivated20]

[mork]

this vine is being slept on

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

how many steve jobs movies are we gonna get? like i understand he helped shape the technological world. i stay being on that phone. i be on that phone right this second to post this. but enough is enough

[mjalti]

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no